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How to open a McDojo

2010-05-17T17:54:00.003+10:00

Creating your McDojo

1. Find a suburb with extremely low Asian population and rent or buy a wooden-floored building here.

2. Buy "Gung Hei Faat Choi" and various other Chinese New Years celebration banners and hang them in your building. If asked about this by students, claim that they are various ancient Chinese proverbs of great wisdom.
e.g. "Yes, about that one. It is an extract out of Sun Tzu's Art of War that says "To win 1000/1000 battles is not true prowess. True prowess is to have avoided the battles completely.""

3. Decorate the walls with any certificates that sound related to martial arts, regardless of actual relevance.

4. The front wall should be decorated immensely with as many oriental weapons as possible, regardless of country of origin.
Note: It is recommended that you can perform with them, at least with plausible proficiency. To actually be able to defend yourself with these is not required.

5. In the middle of the front wall, between these weapons should be a shrine with a picture of an old man of Asian descent. Sandalwood incense should be burnt at every lesson. The incense should be anchored in a cup of uncooked rice. Students should bow to this fake-shrine before very lesson, as repect for your fictional master's elder brother.

6. Second-hand training equipment if available should be placed around the room for use each lesson. The wears and tears of this equipment lends to the reliability of your school.

7. Finally, when you have set all this up, hire anyone proficient in Chinese calligraphy to write on a long stretch of white cotton fabric, the name of your system.

The name should be either extremely long and flowery,
e.g. 3rd Sutra White River 13 Bewitching Lotus Fist
e.g. Divine Tiger Lily Bone Claw Conquerer Sect Fist

or short with random plants, landscapes or animals,
e.g. Copper Willow Fist
e.g. Desert Tiger Fist
e.g. White Yin Bone Fist

The Chinese characters for these can be found using a combination of Wiktionary.org and animelab.com/anime.manga/dictionary/

This stretch of fabric is to be your new banner, and should be hung above the shrine created in step 5.

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How to run a McDojo

1. When advertising, be sure to include mentions of a long history of the martial art proving itself time and time again. A long lineage of Asian masters also adds to the reliability of the art you have just made up. A good idea is to have missing parts of the lineage, due to "[your] records being burnt during the Great Cultural Revolution, by members of the Red Army".

2. When deciding on belt levels, have enough to have an acceptable profit. However, be careful not to have too many "coloured belt" levels, as the long period until a black belt may discourage potential customers. About 20-30 belts before dan rankings is recommended, with a period of 2-4 months between each grading.
An accelerated course should be provided for those who wish to reach a dan ranking quicker, with "special equipment", more training time and "lessons on secret family techniques" in exchange for quaduple the cost per month.

3. 1 form is recommended for the first 10-15 belts. Afterwards, 2 forms per belt should be taught. If the martial arts that you know do not have enoughforms to last 20-30 belts, karate kata as well as Chinese Martial Art forms can be learnt via Youtube. It is not required that you understand these forms, nor perform them correctly. However, stress must be put on power, performance and drama.
[e.g. breathing deeply, random intense shouts and explosive/graceful motions can all help to achieve this]

4. Once you have a regular class established, once or twice a year, bring in a "special guest". To find this special guest, only a stroll through Cabramatta is required. Hire any hobo of Asian descent, clean any dirt off his face and bring him to your Dojo. He need not be sober.
Congratulations, you have just found your master, who can no longer practice martial arts due to a debilitating stroke that he suffered in 2006!

In the event that he is still drinking alcohol, blame this on the fact that he is still shaken over the loss of his elder brother in 2009 The brother was also a very proficient user of your system, and in his prime was known as the Demon Prodigy of Guangxi Province, famous for defeating many old masters. He is portrayed by the old man of Asian descent enshrined at your front wall.

"Omg. You scared me"

2009-12-22T12:50:00.002+11:00

ひぐらしデイブレイク

2009-12-18T20:26:00.003+11:00

Yay. Fun game.

"Tell her the spotty one might be a little tight cause I hardly wore it"

2009-12-17T22:25:00.004+11:00

Tuesday was fun.

Shit. I wonder if it happens to other people too, like, when you have a dream where someone has pissed you off, and you wake up slightly disliking them.
Had the weirdest dream about Pham Pham stealing my pokemon, and selling them for money so he could buy a shiny golden pokeball.

Something a bit like this...

The pokemon were two lvl 100 legendaries too, and the pokeball had no added function or special propeties (unlike a masterball), and was seriously just a pokeball with a paintjob. It didn't even look cool. It was just a normal yellow pokeball. I was like, WTF?
I was so outraged at this that I started attacking him and shit, like kicking him and punching him, but then Natalie and Alex Lok showed up and told me to cool down a bit, and I was like, "BUT I DON'T HAVE MY POKEMON ANYMORE" but yeah. I cooled off anyway. In any case, Paul Pham told me where I could find my pokemon, and directed me to some castle/warehouse thing.
I thought it meant he'd be helping me in the end, but he just replied "Nah. You're the one who wants the pokemon. Do it yourself." and went off with Natalie and Alex Lok to eat ramen.

.___.

Anyway, yeah, because of that, I woke up feeling pissed at Paul Pham.

mangomangomangomangomangomangomangomangomangomanog

2009-11-12T23:52:00.000+11:00

alice ~ says:
*yeah
*butbut
*mangoes are accessibel[sic] RIGHT NOW so stop complainig XD
*mangomangomangomangomangomangomangomangomangomanog[sic]
*OMG

*I HAVENT EATEN ANY MANGOES YET TNOITE[sic]
*brb

More relief of stress with You-tobe's media

2009-11-12T19:38:00.008+11:00

Trolling and flaming are good for stress relief.

TROLL HERE.

FLAME HERE.

Man. Amy, Andrewdu, Jaycee and Nikki all outshine me. Full using fancy vocab. I just read Andrew's on signatories or whatever, and I was just like "FARRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! What a pro cunt!"

But anyway, GOD!~ The trash on the internet really have to leanr their place and STOP voicing their opinions. It just wastes bandwidth, and it makes people have to scroll down more to read things that make sense. If they don't make a difference in the holes they live in, what makes them think the internet is an appropriate place to speak up?

And that "I just sprouted hair on my balls voice" is TOMMY's! Not mine!

Stress relief with You-tobe's media

2009-11-09T15:58:00.003+11:00

Just felt the outcome of my comment was a bit weird.

Don't laugh at the username. Made it in year 7.

十七分割

2009-11-03T21:05:00.014+11:00

"Ahou, ahou! Ahou, ahou, ahoooou~!"

HAHAHAHAHA!

I love Kämpfer. How can it be a seinen? It seems too ridiculous.

Somehow it's about a guy that transforms into a girl to fight other girls who transform. Gotta say, it's definitely got the weirdest Mahou Shoujo transformation sequence I've ever seen. >,>

In any case, if anyone reads this post, and has spare bandwidth to try it out with, Hatsuyuki-Subs are currently fansubbing it.

Eps 1-3 can be found here.

Whereas ep. 4 can be found here.

GG Fansubs are actually up to ep. 5, but they have it in much lower resolution.

Eh. Anyway.

"HOW COULD THEY END IT THERE?! AND AND HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO KANDA?!"

2009-11-01T21:56:00.009+11:00

I always thought the Japanese were too up at themselves and tried to act rich etc. but it seems that they're true asians after all.

Turns out that in Japan, some prisoners are made to do "hard labor", assembling mobile phones and shit like that for companies.

Another example of typical Asian cheapness is that apparently, umbrella stealing is a dangerous epidemic in Japan at the moment.

"I had three 'borrowed' from me in eight Days in Tokyo!

At least they're cheap..." -Wepoo2

I heard on some forums by some guy who was an exchange student, as a new student, he was warned to guard his umbrella. Apparently it's people like these, who are new and vulnerable that are most susceptible to the umbrella hungry population of Japanese students.

How very Asian of them.

"A... As expected of the man I want...! He's only a student and already has everything from concubines to toys."

2009-10-27T21:02:00.004+11:00

The traitors.

When the third Nachspeise war arrives in three years, shoot them, as well as any other Sunny side Up-ers on sight.

That is all.

"You says you is gunna eat mai rice?!"

2009-10-25T19:15:00.005+11:00

Ah. Today I was looking for a ruler because the two halves of my old " "Hyourinmaru" with a "mad dragon" drawn on by Tommy ruler" went missing a whlie back. Such a shame. I had that ruler since year 5. Ahh well, in any case, I went raiding that Careers Expo bag that I haven't touched since I finished all the candy in it for a replacement ruler, and found that there was actually another lollipop in it!

Best day.

Anyway, since all the shounen manga that I haven't read are all mega-long, and I ran outta new updates to read, I started reading/watching Kimi ni Todoke a while back. It's funny. Main character is so mega slow, and honest, and basically believes in everything.

Full makes me laugh.

LOL! In what dimension is that a cheerful greeting? XD If anyone reads my blagz, you should try it.

You can get it here, at Eclipse Productions fansubs. They're covering it atm, as it comes out. Next episode airs on Tuesday.

-anh D:

"Discreet pleasure. Noone will know!"

2009-10-23T18:42:00.007+11:00

Man, take a look at this video, and keep in mind that they're both deadly serious about this, and have a few thousand followers each. Once again the intelliegence of the Americans is demonstrated.

I'm not even kidding. That's fucking ridiculous. The person who founded this system was such a fucktard, he wrote a comic book series about himself being the most deadly man on the planet. On top of that, he used badly romanised Japanese and Cantonese terms totally wrong, and claimed he was a master of a death touch that could kill any master instantly. On top of that, he was on bad terms with his sensei and looked down on him. If he didn't learn these Supreme Guarantee 1-hit KO SSJ Kaioken Bankai Senjutsu Gia Saado BeyondHyper +5 Vorpal Hadouken techniques? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

The guy was such a clown, he actually legally changed his name to "Count Dante", claiming that he was Spanish Nobility who had to change their name and flee Spain because of the Spanish civil war. Mad. Despite the fact that "Dante" is an Italian surname.

The second guy, Ashida Kim, is a self proclaimed Koga-ryu Ninjutsu Grandmaster, among other things. Even the name itself is as fake as the acting in Neighbours. In an attempt to sound authentic, this white cunt made a fail Asian Pseudonym that makes abosolutely no sense whatsoever. Ashida is a Japanese surname, and Kim is a Korean surname. Like wtf? If you're gunna BS, you might as well not BS in languages you don't understand shit about. He uses all these fakeass Japanese and Cantonese terms that he doesn't understand, in terrible romanisation. Except despite all this, there were people who actually ate up his bullshit in the 80s, and he managed to publish 6 of his books and 2 whole DVDs whie I haven't sold a single one of my gongfu manuals. WTF is wrong with this world?

Man, these two women look more deadly than the two of them combined.

Man. What's with people these days? I just saw a guy who claimed some aliens taught him the kamehameha too. On top of that, he's got a full class.

Seriously. WTF.

"I hate you. I'm not talking to you anymore!"

2009-10-23T16:06:00.001+11:00

I was meant to blog about something wild and exciting, but I'm not allowed to.

It's quite the shame.

"I want to do it myself, while you watch me." -Sc#%$&z

2009-10-22T17:54:00.008+11:00

Nebulae are pretty.

Damn. Year 12 now.

No time for my world takeover.

-sigh-

I suppose I'll have to postpone it until after the HSC.

It's gunna be awesome! New world classes! The hierarchy looks something like this:

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Me

Mountain Donut Lieutenants

Mountain Donuts

New World Government

White Collar Workers

Farmers

Blue Collar works

Peasants {Abo's, Sudanese, Bogans}
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How's that look? O_O

Man. I'm making sure to get rid of cockroaches. They're disgusting. Yesterday there was this massive one on the wall behind my computer tebble. It so surprisingly scuttled out that I jumped outta my seat.

Somehow, when these things are in my home, they suddenly become scary. I guess its just creepy that it could be in my home without me knowing, and like, could crawl into my mouth while I sleep or something. Urgh. Yuck.

I wonder if people read these. I suppose the next bit I should tell people about myself but... eh. I'm keeping a notebook from now on of quotes I find amusing throughout the day, so watch your tongue around me okayyy? Or rather, don't, so I can use it as the title for another blog post.

Even in hell, you are still an asshole.

2009-10-17T14:39:00.000+11:00

LOL! School days ftw.

"the hair... and the shortness"

2009-10-14T22:32:00.005+11:00

(10:24 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp? =D
(10:25 PM) Lian.//:	LOL

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(10:13 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:13 PM)	ʟєн тaιsa has changed his/her status to Busy
(10:13 PM) Justine xx ♪ yo:	lawl xD
(10:13 PM)	ʟєн тaιsa has changed his/her status to Online
(10:14 PM) Justine xx ♪ yo:	good job man freaking accurate ahaha

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(10:13 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:13 PM)	ʟєн тaιsa has changed his/her status to Busy
(10:13 PM) Kevin:	whats the weapon

...

(10:16 PM) Kevin:	its quite a good picture though lol

...

(10:16 PM) Kevin:	have you shown lian XD ehehe

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(10:27 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp? =D
(10:27 PM) Jenn:	LOL AHAHAHAHA
(10:28 PM) Jenn:	omgggg
(10:28 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:
(10:28 PM) Jenn:	i can see the similarities =P

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(10:29 PM) ~'* >>W*n_n!3,<<:	umm.... lol? woaahs it actually does kinda look like him

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(10:29 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:29 PM) tommy if i fell:	yeah gg

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(10:37 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp genvin in?
(10:39 PM) Genvin Gen In:	hello oh wow omg it IS andrew do except that cute fat white thing that thing rocks

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(10:45 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:45 PM) JAZZMAN \|\| HAYPP:	... im like lost for words
(10:45 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	andrewdu yeha?
(10:45 PM) JAZZMAN \|\| HAYPP:	yeah haha xD

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aLis said:
andrew do! ahaha
did you take his?
ʟєн тaιsa said:
yeah

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(10:45 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:45 PM) jana:	LOL
(10:46 PM) jana:	is that like foreal hahaha

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(10:45 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:45 PM) Mabey-Baby ♥ ; :	ahhhhh hahah LOL but hey the guy looks better than andrew do lol the guy looks hot

GG.

Tennouheika Banzai! / 天皇陛下萬歳！

2009-10-08T15:49:00.007+11:00

Man, paintball today was epic. Ehheh, I arrived second, after Robert. Everyone was so much later than us. Was kinda awkward. I don't talk to Robert. Anyway, Grace [and Jamie as luggage] was early as usual. Ahha. So was Kelman. But bus was 8 mins late so that was okay.

Ups
• I had no problems getting to glenfield at all.
• Everyone was here, all 40/40 people.
• Noone was late [almost].
• The markers were epic low pressure, so although they didn't go very straight at all, there wasn't any bruising for me.
• Everyone was here, all 40/40 people.
• The girls were too scared to do anything as long as there were loud noises around them, so if you just rapidly shot at their cover, they'd think that there were a thousand people shooting at them, and would be incapable of moving at all. It basically meant I could just give myself cover, while I slowly walked from place to place. Not full easy.
• By doing the above, and walking up right next to them, I got 20 people, despite having terrible hand eye co-ordination.
• I also got Kevin in the eye/visor. xD
• Anne taking off her visor at the end of the day. Red splatter all over the bottom of her face, but nowhere else, and she didn't even realise it, so it wasn't smeared. Just like, splatter. Looks up at Grace, puts on this full normal and innocent smile and asks, "How do I look?"
LIKE SOME DEMON LOLI WHO JUST FINISHED EATING PEOPLE. How about that? Did not shit my pants when I saw that. [I didn't. It's a figure of speech.]
• Everyone wants to go again.

Downsides
• The paint tasted like crap. Let's hope someone comes up with strawberry flavoured marker next time.
• The cup didn't have straps. See my awesome improvisation skills below.
• The bus was late for 8 minutes.
• Despite me saying there wasn't bruising, and it didn't really hurt, when it hit the soft parts of your body, it still ended up giving us a welt in the form of a red ass ring. DOES NOT LOOK LIKE I HAVE THE PLAGUE.
• My marker kept randomly jamming and ejaculating red shit on people. 9 times!
• Some people were idiots, and repeatedly shot the people on their team. Namely me. AFTER I'd just owned two people on the other team too, without their cover. WHILST they were randomly cowering in fear. Just walked up and shot Amanda from the side, after advacing three barricades without any cover from my team. Then suddenly, shot four times in the back and twice in the head. Turn around, and it's my own fucking team mate. Some fucking red haired faggot from the other school. Did not swear the whole way back to the dead zone.
• Despite putting up my hand and yelling hit, for three seconds, three green team faggots kept shooting me.
• The place is full expensive, the photo and everything. Paintballs ran out too fast too.

Anyway, about the cup. FAR. Shoulda believed Jana when she said it was just a cup, no straps. But who really believes Jana? Seriously. So yeah, I came in boxers, and I realised I needed and extra pair of underwear to keep it in place. In the end I asked for duct tape, but like, everyone else was wearing cups inside the underwear, and isn't that gross? I refuse to wear something like that inside, so in the end, to keep it in place, I used prolly about 4-5 metres of tape to create something to hold it in place. Geez, wrapped around outside my boxers, up to my stomach, and as low as my knees. Freaking felt like a safety harness. Especially after I ran for a while, and it rolled over itself. Felt like wire cutting into me whenever I ran. LOLs. Hurt more than the paintballs.

About the picture, don't be too disgusted, it was used outside my underwear. Whoever uses it inside their underwear is disgusting. Oh, and if you're wondering why it's so little tape, let me tell you most of that mass is SOLID, and that's only half of what I used.

Well, in any case. Hectic day. Hope we go again.

Alice's copy of the photo.

LOL at Ben Soo man. Maximise it and take a look. Prolly the sissiest expression here besides Kevin Thay's. LOL. What happened there? Ahh, and Alice is completely blocking out Jonathan too. Ahha.

BTW Blosia. If you ever read this, thanks for the extra slice of pizza. It really made a difference. *sincerity*

It's a misunderstanding/Five times death

2009-09-28T18:30:00.006+10:00

Yeah man. Sure you are.

Ahhh, exams are almost over. Then I can start Mapling as well as playing my precious Oblivion again. Not that I haven't been playing, it's just now I don't have to alt-tab whenever my parents walk past.

-sigh-

After the holidays is going to be annoying though... all the stuff we're going to be learning is in the HSC, so I don't have any excuse for not trying anymore. Urgh. And I'm already tired of school. I just wanna be one of those NEETs in Japan who just stay in their room all day.

On a different note, I just realised that even at 16 years of age, I'm still a useless coward. LOL. Just looked up a youtube vid and the related video thumbnails just scared the bananas outta me.

Ghosts in the media are so scary nowadays, especially with the advent of j-horror in the Western audience. Yuurei and all that. Geez.

This made me LOL though. Biggest misunderstanding ever.

Any of you guys scared of j-horror?

"If anyone asks, I'll just say I like XO sauce."

2009-09-16T22:56:00.005+10:00

LOL. Imagine all the lolicon otaku out there scared shitless by this photo.

"Because at the cake shop I like its around $4 something for one too."

2009-09-13T18:16:00.005+10:00

Wahhhhhhhh! My thigh hurts!

It's terrible!

I managed to let myself get axe kicked there. Grah.

I walk like an old man now.

Limp every time I need to support myself on my left leg.

Hmph. Anyway, I bought tkd shoes today.

Somehow the things I do makes me seem like I'm copying Tommy Nguyen, like Ragnarok, TKD, MapleStory and various other games.

Eh, but at least Kevin got them too.

Hrm, that reminds me. Speaking of martial arts shoes and shoes in general, I've noticed that people in the last few years have started to wear shoes from Rabens or something? I really don't get what's so good about them. Aren't they just a rip off of kungfu shoes?

Good old gongfu shoes

Rabens in multiple colours

I swear it's as though some white guy came along, saw some old Asian guy wearing these doing Taijiquan in the city or something and thought, "WOW. If I made these in different colours and patterns, I could get half the tbs in Sydney wearing them."

--"

Ah, there's nothing wrong with them though. If they really are just kungfu shoes in different colours they're probably comfortable and cheap, except with maybe less grip. I remember Andrew Do almost stacking it in these multiple times.

Kungfu shoes cost $20 by the way. How much do Rabens?

Ah. After HSC, I've decided I'm going to go Shu Shin Bou and binge on daifuku. Anyone wanna come with?

Ahah, that reminds me, I still have to hold an ice cream party. The post-HSC shall make me very fat indeed. >=D

Hrm, rather than thinking about that, I should really start studying for the yearlies. It's so boring though! Who would want to start?

I like eating pickled leeks with a cup of undiluted cordial

2009-09-11T20:48:00.004+10:00

...does that make me a bad person?

Ahh, well I think people should be able to eat whatever they want, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.

Ah, I heard Thompson's exam went pretty well today.

Teacher : What kind of foods do you like ?
Thompson : Yes.. yes..

LOL!

Ahhh, he got 100% for sure.

For a response like that, he deserves one of these;

Anyways, this picture just reminded me. I really shouldn't be creating random spaces like this in Oblivion; I could just do that after the yearlies. But ahh, studying is boring. I have on interest in it. It's much more fun doing things like recoluring/retexturing weapons in Oblivion and creating new ones. I haven't learnt meshing yet, because it sounds boring, but I suppose in the end I'll learn to do it anyway.

ahh.

Do you guys like the way this turned out? It used to be brown and yucky colured, and the blade wasn't nearly purple enoughs.

Ahh, and somehow I realised I've always been very interested in Alice in Wonderland. I suppose because I'm one of those people who enjoy delusion much more than reality (have any of you Mountain Donuts heard about the rambling I do about being older than the universe or being able to enter hyperspace?). In the end, it turns out that Oblivion has a space very similar to a manical, demented wonderland. Fittingly enough, the region to which I'm referring to is two lands, Mania and Dementia.

Well, I spent a lot of time pulling random things together and ended up making this space. Do you guys think it's special enough? Originally it had too many mushrooms, so instead i went and randomly put any colourful flower the game had into the garden.

Hmph. If I could escape into a place like this, I'd never have to care about the HSC again.

"Let's go outside and suck on some mumbles." I'm sorry, WHAT?!

2009-09-10T21:23:00.002+10:00

Ah. The strangest thing happened today.

While Alex and I were walking to the station after Bio, we caught up to Stephen Mai and began to talk to him and I found out the strangest thing.

Me: "Heyyyyy Stephen Maiiiiii."

SM: "Hey."

Me: "I just realised in the time I've been here since year 7, I've never had a conversation with you before."

SM: "Ahh. Urh. Yeah... Don't you hate me?"

Me: "Eh?"

SM: "Iunno, I thought you hated me or something."

Me: O_____O" "Why would you think that?"

SM: "I dunno, I just always thought you liked like you really hated me or something or like, I thought you looked like you wanted to kill me."

Me: "...Well that's new."

Alex: "See? I told you at ABC. He doesn't hate you."

Me: "Eh? You've discussed this in tutor before?"

Alex: "Yeah, one time he asked me if you hated him or something."

Me: "Oh."

O___O" That's an interesting response. I wonder what it is about my face that made him think that. Can't be good. >,>

"I can last for ten minutes." NEEDED TO KNOW!

2009-09-09T21:34:00.002+10:00

My group steals too many jokes. Even from people they don't even talk to. It's very shameful.

How many shit jokes have we actually come up on by ourselves?...

#1. Warren jokes
#2. Spider jokes
#3. Beyond Enter Hyperspace [which is derived from someone else's hyperspace jokes]
#4. 4:02
#5. Premium jokes
#6. Ten minutes
#7. Dungeon jokes

So I think that's about seven in the last year. o-o"

-anh

Better he's preying on the fictitious than the underage.

2009-09-07T17:34:00.003+10:00

RARRRARRARAAHHHRARARHWURUEIRAWR~!

I failed the chem test. Ahh! But somehow, once again, not quite as badly as I'd expected. Instead of getting zero for the bit about the two reaction rate things in the two separate beakers, I got like, 5 or something.

That's pretty good, considering I didn't realise they were at different temperatures in the last 30 seconds of the test, and finding myself scrawling random things like,

"If the temperature increases, kinetic energy of particle and raising the collisions between each other. According to collision theory, as no. of collision and force in collision increase, the reaction rate increases."

This was written at the top and bottom of a paragraph the size of the moon going on about how ions react fast, and that's why we could see a yellow precipitate form.

Carmen-kid is back

2009-09-06T18:22:00.006+10:00

HAHAHAHAHA! He's back! He's back! Carmen-kid is back!

I'd explain the name, but it might be offensive to some people.

Think his real name is Thien or something.

Argh! And somehow he got a lot taller too!

He's almost my height!

TT___TT

I'm constantly put to shame.

But anyway, what a scary kid! Scary!

If there was anyone in real life, I thought could use tkd in a real fight, rather than get owned, it'd be this kid.

Just standing in front of him, feels like he just wants to hurt you.

Plus, he's got an all new longer, gangsterier haircut too.

"He looks like a ganger." - Nafalie Fan

It's so awesome. He's freaking fast. I think I may admire him.

According to master, if he were just a bit older, master wouldn't be able to match him in a fight anymore.

Of course that's because master's old, but doesn't it make him sound like that sort of scary kid? Anyway, even though I'm slow with reflexes, I still think it's pretty cool he got three kicks into my stomach before I could block.

He chains jump kicks so fast. And without throwing his body in too.

Hahahaha.

It's ironic that despite being so scary, he's probably not a gangster. He's only year 7 or something too I think. Same age as that Alan kid who hates Mr. Carter I think.

Anyway, he might just end up being a gangster, I hear his parents are divorced. Although I don't think a divorce isn't a big deal in this day and age, it affects different people in different ways.

Ahh, but seriously, he makes Thomas Nguyen and the former B2S look like the Wiggles. What an awesome kid. What an interesting idea.

I really wish I could see him fight Thomas Nguyen. I think i'd be interesting. Yes. Interesting. Hahahahaha.

Ah, well, he's not the only one that's scary. That midget 26 year old 4 dan woman, umm, Lan An? During a tournament, bell rings, moves in, one turning kick, and knocks the guy out, giving him a black out. That's just owned.

Anyway, he's not all scary. Carmen-kid I mean. During his grading for 1 dan, from black belt, during the breaking section, the tile wasn't all that he broke. Hahaha. Comes in next week with his arm in a sling. Although he's scary and all, I guess his bones as well as his technique were underdeveloped. Didn't seem to mind his arm being like that too much though. I think he still sparred. O_O""

"I'm exerting my authority." ...What authority?

2009-09-04T19:46:00.002+10:00

THIS IS A LIST OF EVERY MANGA/ANIME SERIES I'VE EVER FINISHED [or am updated with]. The ones I've left out are the ones that I cbb finishing.

Love Hina

Neon Genesis Evangelion
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Angelic Days [Girlfriend of Steel 2]

Excel Saga

Fullmetal Alchemist

Hellsing

Cardcaptor Sakura

Naruto
Naruto Shippuden

Bleach

DNAngel

Great Teacher Onizuka
GTO - Shounan 14 Days

School Rumble

Ikki Tousen

Ouran Koukou Host Club

Zero no Tsukaima

.hack//Sign

Fate/Stay Night

Higurashi no naku koro ni
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Rei

Death Note

One Piece

666 Satan

Hayate no Gotoku

School Days

Ichigo Mashimaro

Ghost Hunt

Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto

D. Gray-man

Vampire Knight

Elfen Lied

7th period is a secret

Maria†Holic

Rosario+Vampire
Rosario+Vampire 2

Bitter Virgin

Yankee-kun to Megane-chan

Kiddy Grade

Otogi Zoushi

Change 123

Basilisk

Yakuza Girl

Melty Blood

Tsukihime

Gantz

Shina Dark

Ane Doki

Beelzebub

Umineko no Naku Koro ni

Hana Kimi

You're my Girlfriend

Hatsukoi Limited

Akane-chan Overdrive

Pretty Face

Mx0

Marugoto Anjyu Gakuen

Girls Saurus
Girls Saurus DX

Cage of Eden

Kurokami

Koorihime Kitan

The World God Only Knows

Ga-Rei

Onidere

Lilim Kiss

Medaka Box

Mahou Sensei Negima!

Rappi Rangai

Defence Devil

Baka and Boing

Kanokon

Yoku Wakaru Gendai Mahou

Knights

Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu

Kagijin

Buster Keel

Manabiya

Kandachime - #73

You think you're hyperspace or something?

2009-09-04T18:20:00.015+10:00

They're changing my tkd timetable, from 5:00-6:30 to 4:00-6:00. Pretty much the old timetable.

On top of this, the junior classes are now joining our class, just like the old days...

Argh.

Damn all!

If there's one thing I hate more than Valley Cakes, it's interacting with little kids.

Urhh. Don't get me wrong. It's not like I hate little kids or something? They're really cute, and fun to play with, it's just, when I want to learn things, little kids tend to drag me down. They run around like crazy and scream random things, and now the place is gunna be epic packed. This wouldn't have happened if master was more like Billy Cai, and stopped teaching so many people for free! D=<

This shot makes it look a little pathetic actually...

It's been sitting outside the door to my room all this time and is starting to give off suspicious smells. Ahh, I wonder how people feel walking through the doorway and seeing that.

Anyway. Far. Today as I was about to head off to English or something, I saw Mr. Pitt walk through the gate under the library with McDonalds. FREAKING PREMIUM CUNT.

Not totally rich at all, buying McDonalds. You know what I freaking had for lunch?

McDnoald's. Freaking McDnoald's, and Pittass goes off buying rich keint food.

I guess that's the income difference between Head of Science and Mountain Donut Captains.

Don't make freaking 5 dollars a year.

it arises from the dispersion forces between the O and H?

2009-09-03T20:47:00.006+10:00

Whoa. Somehow the "history" cache for firefox, in

C:\Documents and Settings\Minh\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\o2uatv7w.default

reached almost 2 gigs (and I only cleaned it out about a month and two weeks ago). Pretty freaking huge yes?

Apparently it could be caused by google toolbar for some reason. At first I thought it was because of the few hundred pages of manga I read per week (sometimes few thousand), but then I asked Paul and...

[paul_5666] hi, does anyone know if its possible to reach 1.8 gbs of history data in one month? if only a human is using it and that human is only there for about a max of 12hrs a day.
[BiteMe] are you sure they are human?
[paul_5666] yeah, its my friend

Turns out that's not possible. xD

But still, almost 2 gigs. That's pretty crazy.

No wonder firefox was lagging.

AHH! That's right. The more interesting thing I was thinking about was the photography assignments due today.

I REALLY WANT TO SEE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE DID.

I hope they forcefully show the photos. I had to go through the embarrassment of dressing up so I want something in return. Anyway, tbh I was a bit hyped up on various foodstuffs so mainly it was my face that I was worried aobut while getting photos taken.

Anyway, me and Jamie makes the best Fairy Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agents don't we? Battle fairies ftw.

The uglier parts are blurred out.

...and the energy eats it.

2009-09-03T19:34:00.007+10:00

Hrm. I know the Chinese are communists and all, and as such have no shame and no common sense, but still; when a government department very obviously plagiarizes a very famous work, and claims it to be original... it still manages to surprise me.

Soul's Window (心灵之窗), apparently a very popular animation for children in China pretty much stole crazy keint amounts of frames off 5 Centimetres Per Second.

Here's a two shots from Soul's Window...

and here's a shot from 5 Centimetres...

You can reads more about it here. Comparisons were taken off Sankaku Complex.

= ="

That's almost as fail as Voyeur of the Century here.

Hmm. Although it is true that Chinese people aren't very well informed so they mightn't have all noticed the similarities but how would the PRC not expect the rest of the world to find out? --" And after all their talk about domesticating Anime productions too.

It's a bit too much irony.

Actually, how can they expect the world not to know about all the dodgy ass things they do anyway? Just because a lot of the Chinese public are stupid like all other communists, it doesn't mean the rest of the world is. And most secrets come out anyway. Remember that lip-syncing Beijing Olympics girl? Freaking random-ass commies, arresting Iron traders under the accusations of being spies just because they didn't give them a good deal.

Eh. Well in any case, I found this hilarious.

Ahh. This is the first time I've blogged in so long. Well, if someone stumbles across this sometime in the future, Anh from Sept. 3 09 says hi. *salutes*

Goddamn, so tired this morning. Got ambushed by a freaking thousand Valley Cakes on my regular 4am trek to the bathroom. Hid behind the cistern. Freaking cheapasses. You guys think you're hyperspace or something? Waiting til a guy's hands are too busy to defend himself is cheap you know!

schematic diagram below

In any case, because of that, and the fact that I was watching Umineko no Naku Koro ni the night before [which you can find here btw], I didn't get back to sleep for another hour due to various bad images.

Ahh, anyway, got peak chem results back. It wasn't too bad, although it could've been better.

Last posteh for JUNNEEEE

2009-06-30T19:47:00.010+10:00

Ahh, man, today was full of sick people. Far, walk into class and suddenly I feel like I'm in a death camp for the infected or something. Every two out of three people are hacking away. Hehe. Including me.

Anyway, my group and I were standing under the library like hobos, all hands in pockets from the cold, talking about what we would do if we won the lottery, like that hobo in the newspaper who said he would buy a house if he won. xD

Iunno why, but somehow I felt like an epic hobo today.

Anyway, epic failed chem. Fucking. How the hell does everyone know what scientific principles mean? ><" I freaking start ranting on about how Mendeleev was a good scientist and shit because he stuck to his hypothesis. TT_____TT My sheet is gunna be the laughing stock. Anyway, lack of sleep turns out to be quite scary. Before class started, I fell asleep (because it was like, 4:15, who wouldn't be tired?). Anyway, I wake up to someone telling me not to cry and something touching my back. Turns out it was sir. - -" Not the most pleasant thing to wake up to. I just look up and see Truong all like, "=D". I swear I just went O________O""" and froze in place.

Truong: *patting me on the back* Don't cry. It's okay Anh Le,
Me: O____O
Truong: Kevin's not going to die [referencing that Kevin Thay is away sick]; it's just a bit of swine flu. *still patting me on the back*
Me: Err.
Truong: It's okay. *looks around, still patting me on the back* Do you guys like pats on the back when you're sad? Anh Le, is my patting cheering you up.
Me: *speechless*
Truong: *still patting me on the back* I like being patted on the back when I'm sad... and listening to the Wiggles. I should be the black Wiggle. I'd start yelling at the sleepy one. *looks around* Do you guys think I should be the black Wiggle?

*finally finished patting me*

This whole thing spanned about a minute.

=o="

-the guy who apparently cries in Truong over Swine Flu victims

oh yeah! and apparently my hair is shaped like a turnip, because after I'm done showering and blow drying my hair, the back end sticks up in the opposite direction to my chin, while the rest of my hair stays down.

Second Last posteh for JUNNEEEE

2009-06-30T19:47:00.008+10:00

2009-06-28T16:29:00.005+10:00

- -" Normal.

Fk this stalker cunt.

2009-06-24T22:04:00.001+10:00

Session Start: Friday, June 12, 2009

αин (anh_is_cool@hotmail.com)
Patrick (chimei983@hotmail.com)

(7:17 PM) Patrick:	yo sup?
(7:29 PM) Patrick:	well talk to you later bye
(7:30 PM)	Patrick is now Offline

LOL! Epic rejection! xD

He should just realize a loser like him doesn't have a chance with my lil sis. =P

Consequences shall be severe.

2009-06-22T19:41:00.001+10:00

Alice had better be allowed to come tkd. D<

-sigh-

2009-06-20T20:28:00.002+10:00

weww

Change

2009-06-18T20:47:00.003+10:00

Heh. I've come a long way since year 7. It's funny that the person I was in yr 7 would prolly be a complete stranger to me now.

=\

Actually, looking back even as recently as year 10... I still don't understand how I allowed my personality to have gotten so messy. It really makes me wonder what sort of person I really am.

Heh.

Anyway, on to English homework.

URGENT QUESTION!

2009-06-16T22:16:00.002+10:00

So my legs are still sore from apparent buildup of lactic acid on Sunday, and since it's been cold recently, it's still here. --"

and it hurts damnit.

I had to limp out of bed this morning.

Hrmm..

Since sore legs are caused by a buildup of lactic acid...

and acids are neutralised by bases...

Since soap is a base...

does that mean my legs will stop hurting if I eat it?

O____O

REPLY ASAP PLEASEES>~!

It happened.

2009-06-15T19:12:00.002+10:00

USERNAME: TheAssSlap
PASSWORD: theassslap

Warren has finally ascended.

The Sacred Ass-Slapping Ceremony of Punishment

Response to the Sacred Ass-Slapping Ceremony of Punishment

Andrew Do, Lian Lam, Amanda Trinh, Paul Pham and the Slappee himself, Ben Soo

Julie Tu and Jamie Dang

Warren Kho

Winnie Pung and Monica Nguyen

ARGH! I lost to a FAGGOT!

2009-06-12T19:37:00.002+10:00

FARRR! Today I was supposed to be organising Warren's public humiliation, in the form of being forced to slap Ben Soo's ass... Twice.

Somehow, my arrogance led me to challenge a bunch of other people in Mario Kart, and finally Warren himself.

Following EXTREME bad luck, I ended up having to slap Ben Soo's ass THRICE! Now I'm to be even MORE humiliated than Warren. Furthermore, the reason I did it in the first place was because Warren called me a faggot about 18 times today. - -" Far out.

Paul Pham, Andrew Do as well as I, all lost to Warren, so in the end, the slap-score ended like this;

Beowls Pham: 1
Andrew Do: 2
Warren Kho: 2
Me: 3 ==!!

This is not fair. I was gunna have so much fun recording the slapping and putting it on youtube, but now my Monday is ruined.

Hmmph. & to make matters worse, I'm getting my physics and Truong back that week too. TT____TT

Stand on a chair already Warren.

2009-06-11T18:25:00.007+10:00

Ahhh, this may be a bit old, but I'm sure everyone already knows that Truong full told Warren off for forgetting one of his rules.

It's obvious that Warren is under 9000.

Actually, it worries me a bit that Warren is such a pussy. O_O We all tease him for it, and coupled with the fact that he's a dick and a pervert, he get's harassed by my group every day.

Hrm. Even recently, since he was acting hard in Water, and agreed to a bet with me, he is now in a position where he shall be slapping Ben Soo's ass twice.

Maybe he should follow Billy's suggestion already. Just stand on a table during Truong, play the super-vegeta theme song and start screaming "ARHHHHHHHHGH!". & if after the song is over, and his hair still isn't gold, just say, "Oh. I've transcended super-saiyajin." and start screaming "ARRRRHHHHHHHHGH!" on a chair again.

...

O___O

I don't actually know where I'm going with this.

Anywhoo, today I was scared by Ms. Webber's talk on year 12 English.

The end.

BEWARE OF THE VALLEY CAKES.

Oh yeah! I remember what I wanted to talk about now! Haha, freaking Warren, goes on his legal excursion today. Since today was sports selection, we ended up putting Warren's name down for both Ice-skating and Countours Girls Gym. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Just tell him there shall be lots of lil girls doing that.

And to make it worse, on the sports selection sheet, we put whiteout in the box for countours girls gym to make it look like he considered it.

Ahhh, well even though everyone wanted to do Mac. Bowling except for Monica and I, in thge end there was no space, and we ended up all doing ice-skating. Actually, to be honest, I think Monica and I had a little yell of "YES." in our minds when there ran outta space.

Ahhh, oh, and also, apparently I flutter. O_O

-anhhhgehyarghhhhhhhhhhhh.

P.S. For anyone else who has forgotten one of Truong's rules, has been shouted at by Truong, or simply wishes to transcend a power level of 8000, the Super Vegeta theme song can be founddddddddddd,

here.

Consider;

Truong: You're FF-! You're STUFFED! Do you have shit for brains?! You do NOT forget my rules! Do you understand?!

*You stand on table and Super Vegeta theme song begins to play*

[You]: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Final Flash!

Truong: What's this?!

*Truong is caught in epik blast of ki*

-sigh- Am I always going to be a midget?

2009-06-10T21:24:00.000+10:00

-sigh-

Yesterday's photos were terrible. I think I'm at an all time low.

[Huurr. Get it? Low as in both low in metaphorical position, but also as in physically short?]

Best joke.

But somehow, this time I was IN THE MIDDLE of the first row of people standing. With all the women flanking us. I was ONE person away from standing on the seats but NOOOOOOO, Peepee had to take that away from me.

Is this really what it's come to?

Standing with only THESE GUYS shorter than me?

What a life. - -"

Anyway, today... I failed the physics test at Peak. Far. Just because of slightly dodgy memory too.

Anyway, got water test back as well. Somehow by losing half a mark, I managed to drop about 6 ranks. Good job to me. Actually, some of the mistakes were the shittiest things ever. For one question, I had '0.1(5) = 500', and the funny thing was, I actually looked over it twice while doing the exam, and thought, "Yep. That seems definitely correct. Full marks for that question at least."

PRIMARY SCHOOL MATHEMATICS HAS LET ME DOWN AGAIN!

Oh. But I smashed Warren in 'Water', and actually, Peepee smashed a lot of the class as well, so yeah.

There shall be some major ass slapping.

Oh, and today was kinda cold. I haven't felt that alive in so long, freaking hell. I miss proper winter days so much, and freaking global warming is taking that away from me. Actually, the cold brought us all together like penguins... Well, actually, the cold as well as handheld games.

Kevin, Dissolved Oxygen, Lian, Winnie, Monica and Three, all huddled around an epic game of 'tap tap'.

Alex, Warren, Tommy, Ben, Paul, Billy and Jamie, all huddled around an epic game of Mario Kart.

Springy is missing because she's behind me trying to tickle me. I'm missing because obviously I'm the one taking the picture.

Anyway, about the water test. Warren. Be prepared to hold up your end of the bet. You lost to me fair and square, and I know you know the consequences shall be severe.

Suffice to say,

"There shall be some major ass slapping."

-anh

P.S. Peepee = Paul Pham

Masculine. - -"

2009-06-09T21:50:00.000+10:00

Umm, it has come to my knowledge that the pictures below of my room somehow look girly. This is impossible, because I am not Warren. As such, the only explanation for it is that the angle of the photo made it appear more feminine than it truly is. Because of this, I have decided to upload a better, high angle view of my room.

Oh, and the wallpaper isn't flowers. It's weeds. Like a man should have. Obviously the decoration on the pillow and doona are also weeds.

Anyway, you know what's always freaking pissed me off?

This freaking thing. Aussie Power? WTF IS THAT? They don't have any martial arts of their own, and fucking, WHAT THE FUCK is up with that cheesy ass gold plastic embroidery? Who the hell even USES that on their clothing? Jesus. Let alone martial arts gear. Seriously. This piece of fabric/(plastic used on party streamers) makes me feel shame to be an Australian.

Naturally, using my mad seamsmaster skills of masculinity, I took it off my tkd dobok/keikogi (wtf is it anyway? it's a keikogi but it's my tkd uniform).

It actually looks a bit weird now, cause it's got a rectangle made of holes randomly at the end.

Really looks a bit weird.

Before

After

Oh, and if it looks tinged yellow, thta's not cause it;s dirtied. It's cause athe lighting is a bit bad, and I turned flash off.

Hrm. Study -> Holidays

2009-06-07T22:29:00.000+10:00

I'm a bit worried that at this rate, I'm going to fail to HSC. =o=

But far, I'm a buddhist; since when did I have motivation to do anything?

Anyway, Paul Pham has been discussing what to do between year 11 and 12.

Paul | Don't touch me, ugly is contagious. says:
lol or we can go "go karting" mario kart in real life =D
anh says:
nah
anh says:
go karting is boring
anh says:
i've tried it before
anh says:
there aren't any item boxes
Paul | Don't touch me, ugly is contagious. says:
oh =\
anh says:
and it's a lot noisier in real llife
anh says:
>.>

-sigh-

Nothing in-game is like real life! I tried cooking last week, and you know what? THERE WASN'T A STYLUS OR ANYTHING. I had to turn on the stove by myself, and watch the flame, and make sure the boiling water didn't spray anywhere! OMGSH. It was terrible.
Cooking is pretty complicated. >,>

I'm bored. My life is boring. D:

This is what I wake up to every morning for god's sakes.

Farout. Not full bomb at all.

BEST LIFE.

2009-06-07T21:53:00.000+10:00

Messenger Plus! Chat Log
Session Start: Saturday, 6 June 2009

* ♫ marfia (squishy_squashy@live.com.au)
* - × natalie ; you're the air that i breathe. (natalie_phan@live.com.au)
* Alex (teh_lokman@hotmail.com)

(9:08 PM) -: hi youu
(9:08 PM) -: :D
(9:08 PM) Alex: yes hello
(9:08 PM) -: ehhehe
(9:09 PM) ♫ marfia: MR LOK CAN I CONSCRIPT YOU TO THE MOUNTAIN DONUTS.
(9:09 PM) ♫ marfia: THANKYOU.
(9:09 PM) -: LOL
(9:09 PM) ♫ marfia: now pick your flavour ^)^
(9:09 PM) -: YOU ARE NOT CRAZY WTF !
(9:09 PM) ♫ marfia: yeah i know im not
(9:09 PM) ♫ marfia: T_T
(9:09 PM) -: i thought you were gnna ask about english
(9:09 PM) -: =='
(9:09 PM) ♫ marfia: oh
(9:09 PM) ♫ marfia: ^)^
(9:09 PM) Alex: what the heck?
(9:09 PM) Alex: mountain dounts?
(9:09 PM) Alex: anhs thing?
(9:09 PM) Alex: EVIL
(9:09 PM) Alex: NO WAY
(9:09 PM) ♫ marfia: DONT BE LAME
(9:09 PM) ♫ marfia: T_T
(9:09 PM) -: ehhehe
(9:10 PM) ♫ marfia: hows it evil
(9:10 PM) -: im actually in it
(9:10 PM) ♫ marfia: -.-;
(9:10 PM) -: im strawberry creamm (:
(9:10 PM) -: hahha
(9:10 PM) Alex: YOURE ALL EVIL
(9:10 PM) ♫ marfia: ...
(9:10 PM) -: ngaaaw :(
(9:10 PM) ♫ marfia: no i doubt it
(9:10 PM) -: your mean
(9:10 PM) -: :'(
(9:10 PM) ♫ marfia: natalies incapable.
(9:10 PM) ♫ marfia: she doesnt have the capacity to be evil -.-;
(9:10 PM) -: looool i'll be evil to YOU only xP
(9:10 PM) ♫ marfia: and her fingers are too stubby~
(9:10 PM) -: ehhehe
(9:10 PM) -: NO STUFF YOU 1
(9:10 PM) -: BE QUIET ! LOL
(9:10 PM) ♫ marfia: ^)^
(9:10 PM) -: i feel really sorry for alex
(9:11 PM) ♫ marfia: why
(9:11 PM) -: having to put up with this loool
(9:11 PM) ♫ marfia: ..
(9:11 PM) ♫ marfia: but he doesnt have stubby fingers
(9:11 PM) ♫ marfia: i dont think
(9:11 PM) ♫ marfia: its ok :)
(9:11 PM) Alex: MY FINGERS ARE NORMAL THANK YOU
(9:11 PM) ♫ marfia: exactly
(9:11 PM) ♫ marfia: ^(^.
(9:11 PM) -: LOL
(9:11 PM) -: BRB
(9:12 PM) Alex: so how long youve been mountain donuts?
(9:12 PM) ♫ marfia: long time.
(9:13 PM) Alex: when did this start?
(9:13 PM) ♫ marfia: iono
(9:13 PM) ♫ marfia: -.-
(9:13 PM) Alex: i onyl started talking to anh this year lol
(9:13 PM) -: LOL
(9:13 PM) -: i was only one
(9:13 PM) -: from last week
(9:13 PM) -: when mariam asked
(9:13 PM) -: i dont talk to anh either haha
(9:14 PM) Alex: hmm
(9:14 PM) Alex: should i join?
(9:15 PM) Alex: or should i not be crazy?
(9:15 PM) -: join
(9:15 PM) -: cos im in it
(9:15 PM) -: and im awesome (:
(9:15 PM) -: ehhehe
(9:15 PM) -: we can be dnut partners ! LOL
(9:15 PM) ♫ marfia: CRAZY?
(9:15 PM) ♫ marfia: im not crazy
(9:15 PM) -: **donut
(9:15 PM) ♫ marfia: D=
(9:15 PM) Alex: oh sure...
(9:15 PM) ♫ marfia: im sour candy *chrm*
(9:15 PM) Alex: yep
(9:15 PM) Alex: wth would my name be?
(9:15 PM) Alex: crazy monkey?
(9:15 PM) ♫ marfia: you can choose
(9:15 PM) Alex: huhHUH?!
(9:15 PM) ♫ marfia: crazy monkey?
(9:15 PM) ♫ marfia: sounds like a terrible flavour
(9:15 PM) ♫ marfia: who would eat it
(9:16 PM) ♫ marfia: T_T"
(9:16 PM) Alex: ==
(9:16 PM) Alex: man
(9:16 PM) -: roflll
(9:16 PM) -: ahhahahah
(9:16 PM) ♫ marfia: how about turkey ham
(9:16 PM) Alex: i tried one of anhs sour candies
(9:16 PM) Alex: goddamn
(9:16 PM) -: be a flavour
(9:16 PM) ♫ marfia: WARHEADS?
(9:16 PM) -: you like (:
(9:16 PM) ♫ marfia: I LOVE SOUR CANDY
(9:16 PM) Alex: I AHTE
(9:16 PM) Alex: SO DAMN BAD
(9:16 PM) -: I HATE SOUR !
(9:16 PM) Alex: DRANK HALF MY WATER IN 5 SECONDS
(9:16 PM) -: HI5 ALEX !
(9:16 PM) ♫ marfia: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(9:16 PM) -: :D
(9:16 PM) -: LOL
(9:16 PM) Alex: YES
(9:16 PM) ♫ marfia: ahahaha
(9:16 PM) -: YOU SUCK 1
(9:16 PM) Alex: HI 5
(9:16 PM) ♫ marfia: noob~ xD
(9:16 PM) -: WORSE THEN ME
(9:16 PM) Alex: DOWN WITH SOUR LOLLIES
(9:16 PM) Alex: aka maria
(9:16 PM) -: im not that bad ahhaha
(9:16 PM) ♫ marfia: T_T
(9:16 PM) ♫ marfia: lame -_-
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: whatd i ever do to you
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: -_-
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: SO YOUR JOINING YEAH
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: WANNA BE TURKEY HAM?
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: D=
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: i like turkey ham nodnod
(9:17 PM) Alex: errr
(9:17 PM) Alex: maybe a more
(9:17 PM) Alex: normal name
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: ...
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: ok
(9:17 PM) Alex: how many people are in it?
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: 42
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: atm
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: i think
(9:17 PM) ♫ marfia: or 43
(9:18 PM) ♫ marfia: ..
(9:18 PM) ♫ marfia: 44
(9:18 PM) ♫ marfia: ITLL BE 45 IF YOU JOIN
(9:18 PM) ♫ marfia: ISNT THAT A NICER, WHOLE-ER NUMBER THAN 44?
(9:18 PM) ♫ marfia: :D
(9:18 PM) ♫ marfia: joinjoinjoin
(9:18 PM) Alex: FINE
(9:18 PM) Alex: ILL GIEV INTO PERR PRESSURE
(9:18 PM) -: LOL
(9:18 PM) ♫ marfia: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(9:18 PM) -: AHHAHa
(9:18 PM) ♫ marfia: hehehehe
(9:18 PM) -: you suck
(9:19 PM) -: giving in to maria
(9:19 PM) ♫ marfia: flavour?! xD !
(9:19 PM) -: ahhaha
(9:19 PM) Alex: you joined FIRST
(9:19 PM) Alex: you fail =p
(9:19 PM) -: yeahh
(9:19 PM) -: but but
(9:19 PM) -: YOU ARE MEAN ! LOL
(9:19 PM) ♫ marfia: LOOOOOL
(9:19 PM) ♫ marfia: HAHAHA
(9:19 PM) ♫ marfia: -waiting for flavour-
(9:19 PM) Alex: mm
(9:19 PM) Alex: now cindy is asking me to join her division
(9:19 PM) ♫ marfia: but
(9:20 PM) ♫ marfia: i asked first
(9:20 PM) ♫ marfia: D= !
(9:20 PM) -: LOL
(9:20 PM) -: ROFL !
(9:20 PM) ♫ marfia: dont join cindy TT_TT

Mountain Donuts, a growing force.

2009-06-07T21:01:00.000+10:00

(7:49 PM) tommy :	...
(7:49 PM) tommy :	no
(8:54 PM) tommy :	STOP BRAINWASHING EVERYONE TO JOIN YOUR CULT
(8:54 PM) anh:	what cult?
(8:54 PM) tommy :	EVERYONES TRYING TO RECRUIT ME NOW
(8:54 PM) tommy :	WHILE IM PLAYING DOTA
(8:54 PM) anh:	LMFAO
(8:54 PM) anh:	like who?
(8:55 PM) anh:	and what cult?
(8:55 PM) anh:	the cult is long dead
(8:55 PM) tommy :	MARIA AND CINDY AND COURTNEY
(8:55 PM) anh:	this is a military force
(8:55 PM) tommy :	IIE
(8:55 PM) tommy :	ITS A CULT
(8:55 PM) anh:	CULT JANAI ZE!
(9:04 PM) anh:	is beowls pham asking you now?
(9:05 PM) tommy :	YES
(9:05 PM) tommy :	WHAT IS THIS SHIT

Paul | Don't touch me, ugly is contagious. says (8:58 PM):
*join mountain donuts
tommy says (8:59 PM):
*GOD
*GETTING THIS ALL DAY
*YOUREALL INFECTED WITH VIRUSES
Paul | Don't touch me, ugly is contagious. says (8:59 PM):
*LOL

Because this isn't getting out of hand at all.. :L:L:L Poor Tommy.

Hrm. Second post? Might as well, ne~

2009-06-06T23:58:00.000+10:00

"Well anyway, today I went out and ate Bún măng vịt at some random place in Canley... IT WAS SURPRISINGLY GOOD! D:

So my father bought some extra for my grandma who was at home, and at dinner we split it. ^ ^ [Because my grandma doesn't eat all that much~]"

So about the bun mang vit...

(11:56 PM) lisa pham : ):	LOL omg you had bun mang vit
(11:56 PM) lisa pham : ):	ME TOO
(11:56 PM) lisa pham : ):	HAHAHA
(11:56 PM) ':	and it's only once per week
(11:56 PM) ':	REALLY?
(11:56 PM) ':	wow
(11:56 PM) ':	what a conspiracy!
(11:56 PM) lisa pham : ):	just then
(11:56 PM) ':	oh issit?
(11:56 PM) ':	D:
(11:56 PM) lisa pham : ):	like five mins ago
(11:56 PM) lisa pham : ):	HAHAHAA
(11:56 PM) ':	whoaaaa
(11:56 PM) ':	i had it... 5 hours ago
(11:56 PM) ':	but still.
(11:56 PM) ':	it's pretty freaky
(11:56 PM) lisa pham : ):	:L
(11:56 PM) lisa pham : ):	wow

Far out! Conspiracy much?

Jeez. This freaks the crap outta me.

[I think I'll be having trouble sleeping zomgshh.]

Oh yeah, and actually, I meant to upload these low res photos a while ago, but somehow I got sidetracked. :L:L:L

These are actually from quite a while back, during the exams.

Paul and I were taking a break from studying for bio that wednesday; pretty much, we followed Johnson to sport, with her and her tennis peoples. Then we got bored so we headed off randomly, and ended up in a kid's park. Actually, it was pretty nice, as a break from studying.

Heh.

So after much practice in year 9 and 10, I've finally learnt the secret to using a swing.

Bow down to my pro-nesses. =3

Wanh. If I post something, would people even notice anymore?

2009-06-06T16:24:00.000+10:00

So today would be my first post in... 57 days. Quite the mad.

...So how do I blog again?

OHHYEAH!

I have a lot of powerade...

Unfortunately, I had to move it somewhere else, so I could fit my bomb-ass Pentium 3 computer on the table, and set it up so my dad has something to use, when Anh Quynh and I are hogging the good comps. :L:L:L

Well anyway, today I went out and ate Bún măng vịt at some random place in Canley... IT WAS SURPRISINGLY GOOD! D:

So my father bought some extra for my grandma who was at home, and at dinner we split it. ^ ^ [Because my grandma doesn't eat all that much~]

Ahh, so anyway, Maria, Thompson, Jana and Cindy seem to be having some sort of unspoken war in having the most power in the Mountain Donuts and the most memebrs in their division.

Currently Thompson is winning in terms of manpower at 27 members in 'Main Force'. This is followed by Maria at 11 members in 'Maple', Jana and her 'Spirit Vikings' at 8 members and followed closely by Cindy with 7 members in 'Nightlords'.

Quite interesting. Apparently many people were conscripted into it. =\

This is absurd. People should WANT to join, and shouldn't have to be forced. =[

Don't you people care about the safety of the student body and of the school AT ALL?

TT________TT

Well, this is pretty much an example of the sort of talk I get from those conscripted. lol. Poor guy.

(9:13 PM) Alex:	you and your crazy mountain donuts
(9:14 PM) Eagle Brand - 'W:	?
(9:14 PM) Eagle Brand - 'W:	watcha talking about?
(9:15 PM) Alex:	getting conscripted my maria
(9:15 PM) Eagle Brand - 'W:	LOL
(9:15 PM) Alex:	mad ass
(9:16 PM) Eagle Brand - 'W:	did you end up saying no?
(9:17 PM) Alex:	i said maybe lol
(9:17 PM) Eagle Brand - 'W:	lol
(9:17 PM) Eagle Brand - 'W:	she's freaking mad
(9:17 PM) Eagle Brand - 'W:	runs around, even trying get my own sister
(9:18 PM) Alex:	mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(9:19 PM) Alex:	well
(9:19 PM) Alex:	im in lol
(9:19 PM) Alex:	life
(9:19 PM) Alex:	LIFE

The Fifth Lychee: HEPPI B'DAY TO MY SISTER/ 17 AGAIN IS HECTIC/ BOKKEN! GAH

2009-04-20T23:19:00.000+10:00

EPIC PHOTO. My sister using a DS as a mirror. LOL!

So, today I went movies... GOOD STORY.

Nah, far, got there with my sister after sitting on the train [and watching her fix herself up in the mirror]- to be continued...

The Fourth Durian: Gahahaha. Grading.

2009-04-19T18:39:00.000+10:00

o___O"
So I graded today. That's the red 2's up there. Closest to us is William; Lisa's guy budzor. =D

The guy sitting behind the red table in the suit [if it was even slightly visible in these fifth rate photos] would be Grandmaster Sung Soo Lee,

1st Dan Karate.

2nd Dan Judo, Korea Judo Association, 1983.

9th Dan Taekwondo Jidokwon, Korea Taekwondo Association H.Q., 1993.

9th Dan Taekwondo Kukkiwon, World Taekwondo Federation H.Q., 1993.

9th Dan Hapkido, Korea Hapkido Federation, 1996.

Haha.

So anyway, D:

You know how cold the freaking place was? Like, I had to sit there for like an hour or two under the air con, still slightly sweaty from the warmups. >,> Shivering soo much.

Lisa beside me was cold too, apparently she was sick.

LOL. After I was done with grading, I was warm from physical activity, so like, I'd just sat down, and big Alan turns to me and says, "Cold isn't it?"

He had to demo each kick, and sit back down, then go back up and do a demo again, and sit back down.

Hrm. ANYWAY! I got commended once again, but but, all the other times my grading was like, not-so-good but THIS time, I was ESPECIALLY good in sparring! =D So happy. It's not crap anymore.

Ahhhh. Good day.

Man. Master is so short.

-anh
red belt.

The Third Orange: DOMINO'S CHEAPER TUESDAYS

2009-04-15T12:35:00.000+10:00

So yesterday was quite pizza related.

So odd, halfway through the day, Andrew Do [pronounced IPA: /dʉː/] just randomly calls and asks me to go online and get Domino's number for him. o_O"

Apparently his mother cut his net since on Monday he DotA'd all day. My sister ended up ordering pizza for him online.

Anyway, that's not all.

Later on, waiting at Panania station to go Truong, some randomass guy was discussing the location of a Revesby Domino's with some old white lady, who told him there was a Domino's in Revesby near Franklin's.

Odd.

He then proceeeded to ask me. - -"" I told him there wasn't a Domino's near Franklins, and that the Revesby Branch of Dominos was on the highway, connected to Milperra road. Despite asking me for my opinion, he refused to listen to it and kept saying, "Isn't that the south Bankstown one?"

"I'm pretty usre that it's the Revesby Branch."

"But that's more like South Bankstown, not Revesby."

"Regardless, it's the Revesby Branch."

"'Cause that lady said that there was one near Franklins."

"I'm pretty sure it's the Revesby Branch."

"'Cause it's Tuesday, you know, like, Domino's cheaper Tuesday? It's CHEAPER TUESDAY man."

"...But the Revesby Branch is still on the highway."

"But the lady said there was one near the Franklins."

"That's the Pizza Hut."

"But man, it's cheaper Tuesday."

"...Uh..."

*He runs off to ask a station attendant about Revesby Domino's, then runs back to me*

"You're right man, it's the one near the highway. 'Cause the old lady told me there was one near Franklins, but that's a pizza hut. They don't have cheaper Tuesdays. AWWW MAN. The highway is pretty far huh?"

"20 min walk from station."

"Awwww man. Cause it's cheaper Tuesdays man."

o__O""

Okay. Well the guy had B.O..

Good story.

-anh
Guy who knows where Domino's is located

The Second Banana: Albert, the Quoc's Older Brother D:

2009-04-12T19:15:00.000+10:00

(7:10 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	holy crap
(7:10 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	do you have a brother named albert?
(7:10 PM) Quoc;:	...YES.
(7:10 PM) Quoc;:	...
(7:10 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	whoa
(7:10 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	he wasnt bullshitting
(7:11 PM) Quoc;:	wait, what?
(7:11 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	your brother
(7:11 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	he wasnt bullshitting
(7:11 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	xD
(7:11 PM) Quoc;:	i still don't understand.
(7:11 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	oh
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	he asked me what school i go to, and what grade i was in
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	and i was like
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	hurlstone, 11
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	and he was like, "you don't look year 11. how can you be in the same year as my borther?"
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	and i'm like, "oh. what school does your brother go?"
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	so he told me my grade, and my school
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	and some kid in our school told him that he saaw you
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	nods
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	good story yeah?
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	uhh
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	tkd today
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	shit
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	i knew your bro since yr 9
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	D:
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	and i didnt know
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	kevin pointed out
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	that he reminded him of you
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	but we only found out today
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	he was your bro
(7:14 PM) Quoc;:	oh, right.
(7:14 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	well yeah
(7:14 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	man.
(7:14 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	your bro is so different to you.
(7:14 PM) Quoc;:	yeah, opposite birthdays too.
(7:14 PM) Quoc;:	how odd.
(7:15 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	ahh.
(7:15 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	he says he doesnt know you very well.
(7:16 PM) Quoc;:	i'm trying to think of some witty way to make funny the fact that my family is one of those sad ones that don't exactly share each others days with each other.
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	why don't you do tkd?
(7:16 PM) Quoc;:	and thus we're all practically just room mates
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	did your bor join voluntarily or something?
(7:16 PM) Quoc;:	i did before.
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	*bro
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	WHOA SHIT
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	you did?!
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	whoaaa
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	how far you get?
(7:16 PM) Quoc;:	i quit in year 8
(7:17 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	and with master trung?
(7:17 PM) Quoc;:	like, blue 1 tip
(7:17 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	ahh
(7:17 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	whoa shit
(7:17 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	o_O"
(7:17 PM) anhiee-pi the An:	this world is indeed quite small
(7:17 PM) Quoc;:	quite

_____________________________________

dfSDFHsdfsdRTAWLEJKGDSFSDFgbaertgDOFFLES!!!

Ironically, the first time Kevin saw Albert, he was like "That guy reminds me of Quoc."

NOW I KNOW WHY!!!

To think if Quoc hadn't quit tkd for another half year, or something, or if I had joined when I was supposed to, I woulda seen Quoc at tkd. D: [and he woulda been my senior]

_____________________________________

Anh: Hey, you've graduated high school yeah?

Albert: Yeah. Why?

Anh: What subjects did you do?

Albert: 4 Unit English, 2 Unit Maths, Physics, Chemistry, _________. What grade are you in?

Anh: 11.

Albert: *disbelief, laughs, shoves me* You don't look year 11. How can you be in the same year as my brother?

Anh: Well I am. Just like that big guy in yellow there, and the confused looking guy in yellow next to him, and two people down, the little girl with the ponytail and glasses. They all go to my school.

Albert: Sefton?

Anh: Nah, Hurlstone.

Albert: Hrm. My brother goes there. Are you the one who told me you'd seen my brother?

Anh: Was it the big guy? *pause* Or the confused looking guy? *pause* or the girl with the ponytail and glasses?

Albert: Nah. Don't think so. Never talk to them.

Anh: Hrm. Then that Alan kid? He goes there now.

Albert: Yeah. Probably. Do you know my brother? I think he's year 11... or 12. He's Alan...

Anh: *confused*

Albert: Or Quoc or something.

Anh: HOLY SHIT! You're QUOC's brother?! WTF. *laughs*

Albert: Why? You know him?

Anh: Shit. You're nothing like him. You seem so much more friendly. & you don't seem like the type to draw unicorns with penis-horns. He's a bit of a dickhead.

Albert: Is he? We don't really talk.

Anh: Ahh. Aight then. SHIT. You're Quoc's brother. *more laughing*

_____________________________________

I then ran off to tell Kevin, who was like, "What? Which one?", then Natalie heard, and asked "Who? Which one?". Then I told Wilson, who started laughing and was like "BULLSHIT! Nah, bullshit."

Man. Small world. This is just like the time that I found out I used to pq with Jenn a few times, without knowing who she was. PeaBeeJae. Gah, she told me off for dying to the invincible golems.

Anyway, how odd. I always thought that I was the first Hurlstone person in our grade who went there. This puts the total of H.A.H.S. people who went there, still goes, or visited and trained...

Graduated:

Carol

Year 11:

Anh the awesome
Kevin Nguyen
Wilson Wong
Natalie Phan
Blosia Sun [X]
Grace Truong [X]
Robert Zheng [X] <-Trained with us once, after visiting randomly. QUOC [X] <-Who would be Natalie, Kevin and Wilson's senior if he joined again right now. Year 9:

Anhgirl
Carmen Truong [X]

Year 7:

That Alan kid, who hates Mr. Carter

[X] represents someone who quit. Not someone who died.

_____________________________________

Wow. The place is quite Hurlstone.

-anh
tkd'er

The First Apple: Golden Cupcake School

2009-04-04T13:57:00.000+11:00

So it seems once again, I've failed to commit to something to the end. o__O""

My MDJM is dying. o__O"

Just been too busy these days with other stuff.

I'm sure things will turn around for it though.

Hmm, speaking of which. Whatever happened to my m.a. school? o__O"

Despite my obvious martial arts prowess, I've yet to write a manual for my secret techniques, or open a school, or even take a disciple. How terrible. Whatever would happen if I got hit by a blimp or something, before I managed to pass on my skills?

Ahhh, I suppose I'd better start recruiting.

OKAY PEOPLES.

If ANYONES wants to joining my m.a. school, please signup here.

It's called 'Golden Cupcake School' and we teach both 'Mighty Steel Armpit' gongfu and 'Shin Mukou MEEGAgami Tenryuken' style ninjutsu. Furthermore, if you are a member ofthe Mountain Donuts, we have a third, secret martial art available to teach.

Note: 'Shin Mukou MEEGAgami Tenryuken' roughly translates to 'True Workless MEGAgod Turning Dragon Fist'.

JOIN TODAY.

Another thing I wanna talk about is this weird dream I had. Pretty much, I was at school watching Second Stage Vizard Ichigo dishing it out in the Donut Quad against Tommy Nguyen, who in my dream was a shinigami. o__O"
Quite odd, somehow his Bankai [which was Sladar on a stick] outclassed Ichigo, and his sladar blew half of Ichigo's mask off. Then I proceeded to cannon down the rest of Ichigo with my arm. Quite fun.

The Mountain Donuts [Maria, Springy and Phillip Enego], ran towards the grounded Ichigo in their awesome black business suits, complete with a silver bar clip to complement the tie, rectangular sunglasses, and a communication earpiece. Pretty much, they detained him while he was on the ground. It was quite odd.

Alex Lok was my superior, and we had a conversation about the increasing number of first hollowification of our shinigami, and how Soul Society were too busy dealing with Arrancar cases to send any support. He said that "If it continues like this, we may start to become overrun when the war begins."
Anyway, Craigass came outta the office and was all like "Oh my god! What happened to the Donut Quad?!" to which we replied that another involuntary hollow transformation had occurred.

Anyway, after this big attack, we got our physics results back and i got 17/30, and we sat down and played Mario Kart in 300cc.

Good end to a dream.

-anh
dreamer

The Eleventh: My 9,000,000,000,016th Birthday!~

2009-03-28T14:29:00.000+11:00

Ahhh, as many of you may already know, today is my honourary birthday.

28th of March, remember it!

Since it's my sour 9,000,000,000,016th birthday [true men don't HAVE sweet 16's], I thought I'd share the story of how I got from such a long time ago to this present day.

It all started a little over 9000 billion years ago. Pretty much, that's when I first became conscious of myself as a being. Many of you may not be aware, that the universe that you people inhabit, is actually part of another larger universe, with very different physics and physical properties. After noticing that I'd woken up, these hyperfag fishpeople from the greater universe came up to me and tried to recruit me into some sort of homoass swimming club. Naturally, being the very straight person that I was, I rejected them. Soon after, they stopped bugging me, and went back to their own devices.

Anyway, it was pretty lonely. All there was, was them, empty space, and this HUUUUUUUGE mass of really dense crap and me, so I was like

"BLEH! To hell with this! Ima go to sleep."

Anyway, it all got more interesting about 14 billion years ago.

I was sleeping peacefully, having a nice dream about the big dense crap being a giant cake, when all of the sudden, this HUGE ASS explosion freaking scared the bejesus outta me.

To this day, I still remember waking up and screaming,

"EL SHITE!"

Anyway, naturally, just like all other explosion., this whole mass of messy crap came shooting out all over the universe. o___O"

So I was like, "Meh. Might as well stay up."

and THAT's the story of the universe! =DDDDDDDDDDD:

Anyway, it seems yet again I'm one year closer to what would be death, if I wasn't as hectic as I am.

Naturally, Death cannot hold one as great as I.

I am getting wrinkler though. -____-"

I'm not sure if you guys notice it too.

Anyway, screw it. I look pretty youthful for someone my age. I really love that outfit. Makes me look pro. Like those old guys, that sit with Baoding balls [保定球] in one hand and a tea cup in the other, playing Xiangqi [象棋] with some other old Chinese guy, surrounded by spectators of mainly other old Chinese men, outside of my Chinese medicine shop.

Don't worry! I'll get there some day!

So anyway, today I went out and bought Andrew Duuu a present. ^^"

It's The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion

Bit odd going out on your birthday to buy someone else a present, but to be fair, it's 4 months late. xD

I'd better get a present back. >=|

I actually wanna just pull it out and play it. I was gunna, you know, in case the game had some sort of ghost inhabiting it [it was for his own safety], but then stupid Maria. Came out with all this crap about me not supposed to do that, and how it's not following the conventions of society.

PFFT. Stupid society. In MYYYYY days, we used to respect our elders.

Anyway kids. I'm getting tired. Go brew me a pot of Oolong Cha already.

-anh
Old guy.

The Tenth: Maryanne

2009-03-25T22:41:00.000+11:00

So today, to further our martial prowess, Maria and I attempted to fuse into a superior being via the fusion dance;

It turns out that the touching fingers bit of it is harder than expected.

I admit, it was my fault.

It was actually pretty lucky it was just a practice. If I had screwed up during the real thing, we might have ended up like this guy.

o___O"

Anyway, you guys try fusion dance too, and tell me how it turns out for you. :]

Steps are below

[Mts = Metric Tea Span
a.k.a. the person who made this diagram is a dumbshit
and thinks the abbreviation of metres is Mts]

Anyway, I wonder what would've turned out had we actually fused. According to Maria, she'd be the domimant one, and according to the Fusion Dance naming scheme, her name would come first.

Hmm.

Consider

Maria + Anh ----> Maryanne

Works out yeah? Sounds a bit too masculine, but oh well. Good enough. It's lucky that Maria isn't a girl, otherwise it'd make naming more difficult.

Anyway, Wednesdays are boring now. Nothing really happens anymore.

OH! But today, in Mac Bowling, I got 44. (Y)

Finally over 35! xD

It's actually weird that somehow, over the course of two years, instead of improving, I actualy got SHITTER.

Very odd. I used to get 40s-mid 60s, and now I would be lucky to get 30.

Chemistry and Physics tutor wasn't that bad. We told Tien about Andrew Do and his year 9 camp adventures. Year 9 camp was actually fun, but it was riddled with disturbing occurences. Funny, but disturbing.

I don't think we should let Andrew Do, Tommy Nguyen and Paul Pham be in the same cabin together. I think that's what I learnt most thoroughly during year 9 camp. See, sometimes in the morning, Andrew Do would just wake up, and wake everyone else but Tommy up, so we could watch him climb into Tommy's bed, get under the blankets and give him a nice good hug good morning.

Not the nicest thing to observe.

I recall Tommy sleepily trying to kick Do outta his bed. xD

More disturbingly, I don't think anyone in my cabin could forget Paul Pham, and his

"Don't come in sir! We're naked!" or his apparent naked sleeping habits.

-o-

We didn't need to know Paul.

We didn't need to know.

Even worse was when we went whale hunting, and it was stacks on Ben So, Perfectly normal

Then PAUL came along, into our cabin, got on top of all of us and started initiating very odd pelvic motions.

=o=

Funny but... a little too scary?

BLEH!

Another thing that I learnt is, if you value Jamie's cookies, don't leave them alone with Wilson. Lol, the cookout was compulsory, but he just decided he wasn't going, and stayed at the cabins playing Forgotten Warrior on his phone and eating Jamie's oreos despite being told to only take "a few".

But that's another story.

I wouldn't want to ruin this boring ass blog of a boring ass day with something that might make your brains cells work a little.

-anh
FUCK THIS IS SHIT

The Ninth: World Domination

2009-03-23T22:01:00.000+11:00

So I was sitting around today, trying to do find a decent download link for ROCH, when I came across this forum talking about worst endings ever.

NGE.

Anyway, somehow I ended up wondering about how our world wwould b if Australia had EVAs. Pretty mad, I reckon. I meant, we could just have some huge ass secret base under the middle of the Australian desert [because God knows we have a fuckin' load of it], and noone would have any clue where it was.

Imagine that; some bombass country declares war on us

-big hole in middle of desert opens up
-big plane in middle of desert flies to foolish country
-big plane drops big eva on foolish country
-eva wreaks destruction

Good plan, yeah? I mean, it's not as if we wouldn't have a testing ground for it. Just relocate some Abos, and there you go. Testing ground. You know, we coulda conquered the world if we had EVA during WWII. Woulda been MAD!

Hell, you know what else would be mad? If during the time of WWII, I had my own madass Asian country in the middle of.. whatever sea that is, with EVAs and my superior technology. LOL! Freaking pwn Japan, and those communists.

Actually, speaking of weird dreams, apparently Paul went through all of yesterday thinking Lisa was pregnant, just because he didn't see her on msn on Saturday. o__O"

Good logic.

Missing from MSN one night = in labour

Reminds me of a weirdass dream I had myself, a few weeks back.

So I was sitting in the library yeah? Springy comes in and tells me "Jam is pregnant.", and I was like "EL SHITE! WTF IS THAT??!!"

& Truong randomly walked in, and started laughing at Jamie, because apparently, in my dream, it wasn't impossible, just a rare condition (which of course he would know about, being a doctor). Anyway, Springy told me that when it was out of Jamie's chest cavity, she would pretend to be it's mother.

I think it's safe to say, my dream is a hundred times creepier than Paul's.
[That's what I get for watching Alien VS Predator, and Junior in the same night]

Anyway, David ended up being the godfather, and it turns out, our school was in fact being invaded by the Taliban, and I pressed some button on my Donut Controller [some sort of wrist thingo], and it caused Maria, Springy, Jana, Blosia, Wilson, Warren, Andrew, Ben Soo and I, to mysteriously appear in Mountain Donut special armour. o___O"

[Warren was the pink one]

Note: If anyone is wondering why I named 9 people and only 7 are present, it's because someone had to TAKE the photo [me], and Ben Soo was too fat to fit into the photo.

LOL, I was like "EL SHITE! IT WORKS!". We then went on to defeat the taliban in iceworld, but at a loss; Warren died from being AWPed in the face.

Oh well. You can't expect to get through a terrorist attack without a few casualties.

[Weird that Warren gets into crappy situations even in my dream.]

o___O"

-anh
Guy with weird dreams

The Eighth: Technology Hates My Family

2009-03-19T21:01:00.000+11:00

What the fuck. Only just got these comps a fucking week ago, and one of them is already fucked up. & for no apparent fucking reason.

All I did was install East Asian languages on my sister's comp, and restart it, and what happens? THE FUCKING VIDEO DRIVER DIES ON ME, AS WELL AS EXPERTool!

CAN I NOT INSTALL ANYTHING WITHOUT SOMETHING FUCKING THE HELL UP?

FUCK YOU GAINWOOD!

FUCK YO-

Oh hey!

I got it to worked! =DDDDDDD

FUCK THAT'S PRO!

-Sanhhhhh
Guy that technology hates

The Sixth: EL SHITE I MISSED THE SIXTH!

2009-03-19T18:33:00.001+11:00

Whoa. That was odd. I went straight from 5 to 7.

I suppose I'll use this blog to comment about random things that happened.

So anyway, today I found out Mabel wanted to be a psychologist. Since I'm sick at the moment, I was naturally inclined to act like an asshole because she had just laughed at me, and the other physics people who failed the Cosmic Engine BS.

Grrr.

All this "HAAAAAAAAH! See? That's why I didn't do physics, it's ______ even though my parents told me to do it."

Far. Mabel being a psychologist? She doesnt' understand ANYTHING! How the hell could she ever become a psychologist? She udnerstands notihng about people, no common sense, and is even more ignorant about other people's feelings than me.

Anyway, immediately after saying that, I said "Ohh well. You'd eventually learn the skills needed. Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if you did become one. You ahve the determination."

Mabel, being Mabel, took about two seconds to comprehend all that I'd said, and started going on about how I was bad at reading people and how she WOULD become a psychologist and saying shit like

"You wanna bet?",

despite the fact that the last thing I said was "I'm not easily surprised."

Pretty fuckin good. you don't listen at ALL, but you wanna be a psychologist.

Eh.

I feel like a dickhead. -____-"

Slack to Mabel, but still, why laugh at me doing bad in physics for?

-anh
dickhead to the max

The Seventh: Marshmallow Meteor - Candy Heaven or Candy Death?

2009-03-19T16:01:00.000+11:00

So today we had the physics test, on cosmic engine, which quite quite bomb, since half the things I studied for weren't in the test. In other words, I had to scrabble around through the notes and try to write something meaningful down as answers.

Hooray for Epic Fail - 20% gone.

Anyway, sinced I missed out on bio to fail a test, I was pretty annoyed.

Recess was a bit better; Maria Cart DS ftw. Lmfao. The whole time, the Fat One kept going on about how he was a drift king etc. and how he was the best.

Then lunch comes, and he would've been 10 seconds better off if he had grip-driven.
Some drift-king.

Anyway, during physics, we were discussing how a 10 km meteor would be enough to eradicate all life on Earth.

It started because Paul asked him,

"Sir what would happen if a big meteor hit us?"

"How big?"

"BIG. Like the size of the sun"
"A meteor with a diameter of 10km would kill us all."
"Oh... I guess a meteor the size of the sun is overdoing it then."

Sir then went on to explain that 10 km is from the school to Liverpool and we would die no matter what; it would cause a tsunami half a kilometer high, and if that didn't kill us, the lack of sun from the dust clouds would kill us in the following weeks.

It turns out that the best way to die, if the meteor actually comes, is to be right under it. It's better than suffering.

Anyway, somehow that ended up with me daydreaming about what would happen if a marshmallow of the same size hit the Earth. o___O

So yeah, I stuck up my hand and asked Mr. Pitt what would happen if hypothetically, a marshmallow of the same size somehow didn't burn up on impact and it hit the Earth.
He explained that it depended on the mass, and if it was similar to the meteor, it might as well be a meteor. He seemed a bit surprised at the question. o__O" I wonder why.

Can't have been the first time someone's asked that... could it?

Anyway, he then said that he had to go deal with more important questions. -___-" Sif that's not an important question.

So yeah, near the end of class, Paul and Aaron asked about what would happen if there was a meteor coming towards the Earth, and sir went on to explain that blowing it up would be a bad idea, because then we'd just get lots of smaller pieces hitting the Earth anyway. Apparently a better idea to send a rocket to deflect it or something, but our current rocket technology is inadequate.

Anyway, after that, I stuck up my hand, and I asked him about the marshmallow problem again.

His expression was priceless. xD

We ended up discussing giant marshmallows that could hit the Earth.

Paul asked if it might just bounce off the Earth, but according to Mr. Pitt, even if it was only 10 kg, at the speeds it travels, it would still blow up a big chunk or our city. LOL!

El SHITE! That would be total pwnage.

Marshmellow Meteor + Earth + Speed = BOOM

[Note to God: Please ignore my previous wish about the marshmallows falling from the sky]

-anh
Guy that doesn't want to be killed by a marshmallow

GAH! They look so damned tasty though!

I seriously don't see how one of these things could kill me.

The Fifth: On the Issue of the Proper Method of Pie Consumption

2009-03-14T20:02:00.001+11:00

So the other day, I was discussing the issue of pie with Justine, and we'd stumbled across a strange topic;
Should you put the sauce on the pie, and eat it as a whole, or should you physically separate the crust from the pie base and innards, and apply sauce to both the crust and the core of the pie?!?!?!

After much discussion, Justine and I got into an argument because I supported the latter whilst Justine supported the former.

We'd decided we'd never agree, so to figure out which one of us was correct, naturally, the logical course of action was to do battle with each other on a lei tai to determine whose gongfu was superior, and hence, the answer to our question.

So we did.

The battle is depicted below.
[The guy with hair is obviously me, since I have hair. I apologise for low res pictures; this may distort the appearance of Justine and I.]

So yeah. After much analysis from multiple angles, it was deduced that my gongfu was superior, and hence, proper consumption of pie involves separating the pie in question into pie base and crust, and having sauce applied to both.

[Note: this may, or may not, have actually happened.]

-anh
Proper eater of pie

The Fourth: MechQuest is the Essence of Good Living

2009-03-13T17:21:00.000+11:00

Anyway,

yesterday, instead of studying for the maths test like I should've, I was playing MechQuest with Paul Pham. xDDDDDDDDDDD

For a bombass flash game, it's pretty good.

I'm hectic yes?

Paul's Mecha Pilot: Lieutenant Cassio

My Mecha Pilot: Captain Spicy Wings

Anyway, I think I'm a little kid inside. o___O"

The whole time I was playing, I was like "El shite!This mecha is fuckin cool!" after every cool robot thingo I saw. Mecha should not seem cool to 16 year old guys. =___="
Still, it looks so cool to me!!! >O

FUUUCCCKKK that's pro!
FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK that's pro!
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK that's pro!

So yeah, spent 4-9:30 playing MechQuest. What an exciting life I lead.

JOIN NOW!!!

-anh
Hero of the MechQuest Universe

The Third: Hecticity-Time Graph

2009-03-13T15:47:00.000+11:00

My throat is sored. How terrible, woke up 4 times last night/this morning just to drink 3-4 cups of water. Far, even swallowing hurt like crap. >,>

Very little has happened these last few days. Nothing much happens when I get sick.

I take this as proof that the world revolves around me.

My experiment backs up my hypothesis.

Hypothesis: The world revolves around Anh.

Aim: To determine to what extent, the world, the galaxy and the cosmos, revolves around Anh.

Equipment:

•a world, galaxy and cosmos (the first two may be contained in the latter)
• an Anh
• a pathogen of some sort

Method:

1. Infect Anh with pathogen

2. Leave for 12 hours for pathogen to incubate

3. Observe for decreases in the hecticity of the cosmos

4. Wait for Anh to recover from the pathogen, and observe for an increase in hecticity of the cosmos.

Results:

Analysis: On the hecticity-time graph, the hecticity started to drop at an average gradient of -1/2. at the 12 hour mark. The pathogen takes about 12 hours to incubate, so the drop in hecticity corresponds with Anh getting sick. At about 26 hours, as Anh's epic immune system started to kick in, it was observed that the hecticity levels in our cosmos began to increase.
By 48 hours, the hecticity levels of our cosmos had returned to normal levels.

Conclusing: After much analysis from mutiple angles, it was determined that the health of Anh was directly proportional with the hecticity of the world, the galaxy and the cosmos. Hence, it can be deduced that the world revolves around Anh.

Anyway, enough of that.

Today, I went to school. That's it.

-anh

The Second: Pullus Eximius

2009-03-09T19:26:00.000+11:00

*sigh*

You know what I hate?

Bones in my food. >,>

You know, it's bad enough that I have to concentrate when I do homework (what homework? xD), but then my parents make me come out to eat, and I should be getting a break from having to exert effort, right? WRONG! Instead, I am forced to, yet again, exert work [which can be expressed in kJ] not only to put the food in my mouth, but to spit the bones out. =O As if wasting precious energy were bad enough, I have to put my most supreme brain to work, to pick out bone from flesh in my mouth. What kind of world is this, where I can't even relax during dinner?!

I'll tell ya! A twisted world!

Fear not however. One day, I'll breed some sort of pullus eximius, with solid gravy bones, that chemically react to form gravy when cooked! =D That way, it not only neutralises the hassel of having to spit bones out, but also the hassel of further flavouring the meat! =D
Isn't that an exciting prospect???

Hmm. You know what else would be mega-hectic? If I was immortal! =D

If you really know me, then you'd know that I love the rain. More than most things. I especially enjoy standing in the rain. IMAGINE THAT! I'd be able to stand in the rain as long as I want, without getting a cold! =D

Actually, if I was immortal, I'd be able to go to Africa, and be like, some godlike figure, not unlike that Kony guy! =D (except I wouldn't mass murder people, mutilate or otherwise, or be held accounted for 19 counts of rape >,>)

I'd get like, megacool coloured contacts, and like, they'd all try to shoot me, and I'd be like,

"Bleh."

and the bullets wouldn't do jack, and as I'd advance in on them, they'd be all like

"El shite!"

and bow down to my massive aura of hecticity.

I.e. I'd finally get a base in the middle of some bombass African jungle, and a bunch of Bleck ppl to bow down to me.

So, any ideas on how to make me, and me alone, immortal? =D

Oh wait, why ask you people? I almost forgot.

I'M the Unfailure Evident Majikal Strageging the Golden.

heh, sore ga suteki da ne?

-anh
Future Absolute Value of Kony
(taking into account that an absolute value, is the positive of any number)

The First: Response to Maria's blog

2009-03-08T13:45:00.000+11:00

First of all, I'd just like to say some things before I start blogging.

Uhh, well, I'm anh. I think I convinced Maria to go write a blog, but I'll never know.

Anyways, I didn't particularly like blogspot, but then, I had this livejournal account, that was all bomb, so I was like ~might as well make a blogspot acc. [It makes it easier to comment on ppl's accounts]

Plus, LJs are for emos. >,>

Ahem, so anyway:

http://maria-duck.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-rather-odd-encounter-with-broken.html

So it seems that Maria has encountered some sort of enigma toilet. o___o

Apparently, despite the fact that it is a standard flush toilet, it had no cistern filled with water, and was instead, just a pole with a screw. o__O"

Where did the water come from??!!?!?!

& of course, with humanity's luck, Maria happened to be convinced by her lil sis not to take a photo. A most foolish mistake indeed. Furthermore, I doubt Maria even knows the location of this restaurant.

We must take this opportunity and obtain this toilet at once!

This toilet may be the answer to Australian droughts! It could be worth millions. o__O"

Consider:

In a tower, 100 ft above Uluru, the heart of Australia, sits the Enigma Toilet, connected to pipes that spread across the whole of Australia, channeling precious water to every corner of Australia.

Imagine that! The implications of this discovery is enormous!

The Enigma Toilet, sitting in the heart of Australia, with an infinite source of water, flowing everywhere, from the barren red desert to the rugged mountain ranges of N.S.W., feeding our magnificent nation with beautiful toilet water.

Based on this logic, the course of action that I deemed most appropriate was immediate activation and deployment of the Mountain Donuts to secure this National Treasure at once!

Mountain Donuts, ROLL OUT!!!

-anh,
Captain Spicy Wings of the Mountain Donuts Special Forces Unit

osu !

How to open a McDojo

"Omg. You scared me"

ひぐらしデイブレイク

"Tell her the spotty one might be a little tight cause I hardly wore it"

mangomangomangomangomangomangomangomangomangomanog

More relief of stress with You-tobe's media

Stress relief with You-tobe's media

十七分割

"HOW COULD THEY END IT THERE?! AND AND HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO KANDA?!"

"A... As expected of the man I want...! He's only a student and already has everything from concubines to toys."

"You says you is gunna eat mai rice?!"

"Discreet pleasure. Noone will know!"

"I hate you. I'm not talking to you anymore!"

"I want to do it myself, while you watch me." -Sc#%$&z

Even in hell, you are still an asshole.

"the hair... and the shortness"

Tennouheika Banzai! / 天皇陛下萬歳！

It's a misunderstanding/Five times death

"If anyone asks, I'll just say I like XO sauce."

"Because at the cake shop I like its around $4 something for one too."

I like eating pickled leeks with a cup of undiluted cordial

"Let's go outside and suck on some *mumbles*." I'm sorry, WHAT?!

"I can last for ten minutes." NEEDED TO KNOW!

Better he's preying on the fictitious than the underage.

Carmen-kid is back

"I'm exerting my authority." ...What authority?

You think you're hyperspace or something?

it arises from the dispersion forces between the O and H?

...and the energy eats it.

Last posteh for JUNNEEEE

Second Last posteh for JUNNEEEE

Fk this stalker cunt.

Session Start: Friday, June 12, 2009

Consequences shall be severe.

-sigh-

Change

URGENT QUESTION!

It happened.

ARGH! I lost to a FAGGOT!

Stand on a chair already Warren.

-sigh- Am I always going to be a midget?

Masculine. - -"

Hrm. Study -> Holidays

BEST LIFE.

Mountain Donuts, a growing force.

Hrm. Second post? Might as well, ne~

Wanh. If I post something, would people even notice anymore?

The Fifth Lychee: HEPPI B'DAY TO MY SISTER/ 17 AGAIN IS HECTIC/ BOKKEN! GAH

The Fourth Durian: Gahahaha. Grading.

The Third Orange: DOMINO'S CHEAPER TUESDAYS

The Second Banana: Albert, the Quoc's Older Brother D:

The First Apple: Golden Cupcake School

The Eleventh: My 9,000,000,000,016th Birthday!~

The Tenth: Maryanne

The Ninth: World Domination

The Eighth: Technology Hates My Family

The Sixth: EL SHITE I MISSED THE SIXTH!

The Seventh: Marshmallow Meteor - Candy Heaven or Candy Death?

The Fifth: On the Issue of the Proper Method of Pie Consumption

The Fourth: MechQuest is the Essence of Good Living

The Third: Hecticity-Time Graph

The Second: Pullus Eximius

The First: Response to Maria's blog

"Let's go outside and suck on some mumbles." I'm sorry, WHAT?!