"Discreet pleasure. Noone will know!"

Man, take a look at this video, and keep in mind that they're both deadly serious about this, and have a few thousand followers each. Once again the intelliegence of the Americans is demonstrated.



I'm not even kidding. That's fucking ridiculous. The person who founded this system was such a fucktard, he wrote a comic book series about himself being the most deadly man on the planet. On top of that, he used badly romanised Japanese and Cantonese terms totally wrong, and claimed he was a master of a death touch that could kill any master instantly. On top of that, he was on bad terms with his sensei and looked down on him. If he didn't learn these Supreme Guarantee 1-hit KO SSJ Kaioken Bankai Senjutsu Gia Saado BeyondHyper +5 Vorpal Hadouken techniques? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

The guy was such a clown, he actually legally changed his name to "Count Dante", claiming that he was Spanish Nobility who had to change their name and flee Spain because of the Spanish civil war. Mad. Despite the fact that "Dante" is an Italian surname.

The second guy, Ashida Kim, is a self proclaimed Koga-ryu Ninjutsu Grandmaster, among other things. Even the name itself is as fake as the acting in Neighbours. In an attempt to sound authentic, this white cunt made a fail Asian Pseudonym that makes abosolutely no sense whatsoever. Ashida is a Japanese surname, and Kim is a Korean surname. Like wtf? If you're gunna BS, you might as well not BS in languages you don't understand shit about. He uses all these fakeass Japanese and Cantonese terms that he doesn't understand, in terrible romanisation. Except despite all this, there were people who actually ate up his bullshit in the 80s, and he managed to publish 6 of his books and 2 whole DVDs whie I haven't sold a single one of my gongfu manuals. WTF is wrong with this world?

Man, these two women look more deadly than the two of them combined.


Man. What's with people these days? I just saw a guy who claimed some aliens taught him the kamehameha too. On top of that, he's got a full class.

Seriously. WTF.

Better he's preying on the fictitious than the underage.

RARRRARRARAAHHHRARARHWURUEIRAWR~!

I failed the chem test. Ahh! But somehow, once again, not quite as badly as I'd expected. Instead of getting zero for the bit about the two reaction rate things in the two separate beakers, I got like, 5 or something.

That's pretty good, considering I didn't realise they were at different temperatures in the last 30 seconds of the test, and finding myself scrawling random things like,

"If the temperature increases, kinetic energy of particle and raising the collisions between each other. According to collision theory, as no. of collision and force in collision increase, the reaction rate increases."

This was written at the top and bottom of a paragraph the size of the moon going on about how ions react fast, and that's why we could see a yellow precipitate form.

The Eighth: Technology Hates My Family

What the fuck. Only just got these comps a fucking week ago, and one of them is already fucked up. & for no apparent fucking reason.

All I did was install East Asian languages on my sister's comp, and restart it, and what happens? THE FUCKING VIDEO DRIVER DIES ON ME, AS WELL AS EXPERTool!

CAN I NOT INSTALL ANYTHING WITHOUT SOMETHING FUCKING THE HELL UP?

FUCK YOU GAINWOOD!

FUCK YO-

Oh hey!

I got it to worked! =DDDDDDD

FUCK THAT'S PRO!

-Sanhhhhh
Guy that technology hates