URGENT QUESTION!

So my legs are still sore from apparent buildup of lactic acid on Sunday, and since it's been cold recently, it's still here. --"

and it hurts damnit.

I had to limp out of bed this morning.

Hrmm..

Since sore legs are caused by a buildup of lactic acid...

and acids are neutralised by bases...

Since soap is a base...

does that mean my legs will stop hurting if I eat it?

O____O

REPLY ASAP PLEASEES>~!