Consequences shall be severe.

Alice had better be allowed to come tkd. D<

-sigh-

weww

Change

Heh. I've come a long way since year 7. It's funny that the person I was in yr 7 would prolly be a complete stranger to me now.

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Actually, looking back even as recently as year 10... I still don't understand how I allowed my personality to have gotten so messy. It really makes me wonder what sort of person I really am.

Heh.

Anyway, on to English homework.

URGENT QUESTION!

So my legs are still sore from apparent buildup of lactic acid on Sunday, and since it's been cold recently, it's still here. --"

and it hurts damnit.

I had to limp out of bed this morning.

Hrmm..

Since sore legs are caused by a buildup of lactic acid...

and acids are neutralised by bases...

Since soap is a base...

does that mean my legs will stop hurting if I eat it?

O____O

REPLY ASAP PLEASEES>~!

It happened.

USERNAME: TheAssSlap
PASSWORD: theassslap

Warren has finally ascended.

The Sacred Ass-Slapping Ceremony of Punishment

Response to the Sacred Ass-Slapping Ceremony of Punishment

Andrew Do, Lian Lam, Amanda Trinh, Paul Pham and the Slappee himself, Ben Soo

Julie Tu and Jamie Dang

Warren Kho

Winnie Pung and Monica Nguyen

ARGH! I lost to a FAGGOT!

FARRR! Today I was supposed to be organising Warren's public humiliation, in the form of being forced to slap Ben Soo's ass... Twice.

Somehow, my arrogance led me to challenge a bunch of other people in Mario Kart, and finally Warren himself.

Following EXTREME bad luck, I ended up having to slap Ben Soo's ass THRICE! Now I'm to be even MORE humiliated than Warren. Furthermore, the reason I did it in the first place was because Warren called me a faggot about 18 times today. - -" Far out.

Paul Pham, Andrew Do as well as I, all lost to Warren, so in the end, the slap-score ended like this;

Beowls Pham: 1
Andrew Do: 2
Warren Kho: 2
Me: 3 ==!!

This is not fair. I was gunna have so much fun recording the slapping and putting it on youtube, but now my Monday is ruined.

Hmmph. & to make matters worse, I'm getting my physics and Truong back that week too. TT____TT

Stand on a chair already Warren.

Ahhh, this may be a bit old, but I'm sure everyone already knows that Truong full told Warren off for forgetting one of his rules.

It's obvious that Warren is under 9000.

Actually, it worries me a bit that Warren is such a pussy. O_O We all tease him for it, and coupled with the fact that he's a dick and a pervert, he get's harassed by my group every day.

Hrm. Even recently, since he was acting hard in Water, and agreed to a bet with me, he is now in a position where he shall be slapping Ben Soo's ass twice.

Maybe he should follow Billy's suggestion already. Just stand on a table during Truong, play the super-vegeta theme song and start screaming "ARHHHHHHHHGH!". & if after the song is over, and his hair still isn't gold, just say, "Oh. I've transcended super-saiyajin." and start screaming "ARRRRHHHHHHHHGH!" on a chair again.

...

O___O

I don't actually know where I'm going with this.

Anywhoo, today I was scared by Ms. Webber's talk on year 12 English.

The end.

BEWARE OF THE VALLEY CAKES.

Oh yeah! I remember what I wanted to talk about now! Haha, freaking Warren, goes on his legal excursion today. Since today was sports selection, we ended up putting Warren's name down for both Ice-skating and Countours Girls Gym. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Just tell him there shall be lots of lil girls doing that.

And to make it worse, on the sports selection sheet, we put whiteout in the box for countours girls gym to make it look like he considered it.

Ahhh, well even though everyone wanted to do Mac. Bowling except for Monica and I, in thge end there was no space, and we ended up all doing ice-skating. Actually, to be honest, I think Monica and I had a little yell of "YES." in our minds when there ran outta space.

Ahhh, oh, and also, apparently I flutter. O_O

-anhhhgehyarghhhhhhhhhhhh.

P.S. For anyone else who has forgotten one of Truong's rules, has been shouted at by Truong, or simply wishes to transcend a power level of 8000, the Super Vegeta theme song can be founddddddddddd,


here.

Consider;

Truong: You're FF-! You're STUFFED! Do you have shit for brains?! You do NOT forget my rules! Do you understand?!

*You stand on table and Super Vegeta theme song begins to play*

[You]: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Final Flash!

Truong: What's this?!

*Truong is caught in epik blast of ki*