It's a misunderstanding/Five times death

Yeah man. Sure you are.

Ahhh, exams are almost over. Then I can start Mapling as well as playing my precious Oblivion again. Not that I haven't been playing, it's just now I don't have to alt-tab whenever my parents walk past.

-sigh-

After the holidays is going to be annoying though... all the stuff we're going to be learning is in the HSC, so I don't have any excuse for not trying anymore. Urgh. And I'm already tired of school. I just wanna be one of those NEETs in Japan who just stay in their room all day.

On a different note, I just realised that even at 16 years of age, I'm still a useless coward. LOL. Just looked up a youtube vid and the related video thumbnails just scared the bananas outta me.

Ghosts in the media are so scary nowadays, especially with the advent of j-horror in the Western audience. Yuurei and all that. Geez.













This made me LOL though. Biggest misunderstanding ever.

Any of you guys scared of j-horror?

Carmen-kid is back

HAHAHAHAHA! He's back! He's back! Carmen-kid is back!

I'd explain the name, but it might be offensive to some people.

Think his real name is Thien or something.

Argh! And somehow he got a lot taller too!

He's almost my height!

TT___TT

I'm constantly put to shame.

But anyway, what a scary kid! Scary!

If there was anyone in real life, I thought could use tkd in a real fight, rather than get owned, it'd be this kid.

Just standing in front of him, feels like he just wants to hurt you.

Plus, he's got an all new longer, gangsterier haircut too.

"He looks like a ganger." - Nafalie Fan

It's so awesome. He's freaking fast. I think I may admire him.

According to master, if he were just a bit older, master wouldn't be able to match him in a fight anymore.

Of course that's because master's old, but doesn't it make him sound like that sort of scary kid? Anyway, even though I'm slow with reflexes, I still think it's pretty cool he got three kicks into my stomach before I could block.

He chains jump kicks so fast. And without throwing his body in too.

Hahahaha.

It's ironic that despite being so scary, he's probably not a gangster. He's only year 7 or something too I think. Same age as that Alan kid who hates Mr. Carter I think.

Anyway, he might just end up being a gangster, I hear his parents are divorced. Although I don't think a divorce isn't a big deal in this day and age, it affects different people in different ways.

Ahh, but seriously, he makes Thomas Nguyen and the former B2S look like the Wiggles. What an awesome kid. What an interesting idea.

I really wish I could see him fight Thomas Nguyen. I think i'd be interesting. Yes. Interesting. Hahahahaha.

Ah, well, he's not the only one that's scary. That midget 26 year old 4 dan woman, umm, Lan An? During a tournament, bell rings, moves in, one turning kick, and knocks the guy out, giving him a black out. That's just owned.

Anyway, he's not all scary. Carmen-kid I mean. During his grading for 1 dan, from black belt, during the breaking section, the tile wasn't all that he broke. Hahaha. Comes in next week with his arm in a sling. Although he's scary and all, I guess his bones as well as his technique were underdeveloped. Didn't seem to mind his arm being like that too much though. I think he still sparred. O_O""

The Tenth: Maryanne

So today, to further our martial prowess, Maria and I attempted to fuse into a superior being via the fusion dance;

It turns out that the touching fingers bit of it is harder than expected.

I admit, it was my fault.

It was actually pretty lucky it was just a practice. If I had screwed up during the real thing, we might have ended up like this guy.















o___O"

Anyway, you guys try fusion dance too, and tell me how it turns out for you. :]

Steps are below

[Mts = Metric Tea Span
a.k.a. the person who made this diagram is a dumbshit
and thinks the abbreviation of metres is Mts]



























































































Anyway, I wonder what would've turned out had we actually fused. According to Maria, she'd be the domimant one, and according to the Fusion Dance naming scheme, her name would come first.

Hmm.

Consider

Maria + Anh ----> Maryanne

Works out yeah? Sounds a bit too masculine, but oh well. Good enough. It's lucky that Maria isn't a girl, otherwise it'd make naming more difficult.

Anyway, Wednesdays are boring now. Nothing really happens anymore.

OH! But today, in Mac Bowling, I got 44. (Y)

Finally over 35! xD

It's actually weird that somehow, over the course of two years, instead of improving, I actualy got SHITTER.

Very odd. I used to get 40s-mid 60s, and now I would be lucky to get 30.

Chemistry and Physics tutor wasn't that bad. We told Tien about Andrew Do and his year 9 camp adventures. Year 9 camp was actually fun, but it was riddled with disturbing occurences. Funny, but disturbing.

I don't think we should let Andrew Do, Tommy Nguyen and Paul Pham be in the same cabin together. I think that's what I learnt most thoroughly during year 9 camp. See, sometimes in the morning, Andrew Do would just wake up, and wake everyone else but Tommy up, so we could watch him climb into Tommy's bed, get under the blankets and give him a nice good hug good morning.

Not the nicest thing to observe.

I recall Tommy sleepily trying to kick Do outta his bed. xD

More disturbingly, I don't think anyone in my cabin could forget Paul Pham, and his

"Don't come in sir! We're naked!" or his apparent naked sleeping habits.

-o-

We didn't need to know Paul.

We didn't need to know.

Even worse was when we went whale hunting, and it was stacks on Ben So, Perfectly normal

Then PAUL came along, into our cabin, got on top of all of us and started initiating very odd pelvic motions.

=o=

Funny but... a little too scary?

BLEH!

Another thing that I learnt is, if you value Jamie's cookies, don't leave them alone with Wilson. Lol, the cookout was compulsory, but he just decided he wasn't going, and stayed at the cabins playing Forgotten Warrior on his phone and eating Jamie's oreos despite being told to only take "a few".

But that's another story.

I wouldn't want to ruin this boring ass blog of a boring ass day with something that might make your brains cells work a little.

-anh
FUCK THIS IS SHIT