Showing posts with label gongfu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gongfu. Show all posts

Sunday, September 13, 2009

"Because at the cake shop I like its around $4 something for one too."

Wahhhhhhhh! My thigh hurts!

It's terrible!

I managed to let myself get axe kicked there. Grah.

I walk like an old man now.

Limp every time I need to support myself on my left leg.

Hmph. Anyway, I bought tkd shoes today.

































Somehow the things I do makes me seem like I'm copying Tommy Nguyen, like Ragnarok, TKD, MapleStory and various other games.

Eh, but at least Kevin got them too.

Hrm, that reminds me. Speaking of martial arts shoes and shoes in general, I've noticed that people in the last few years have started to wear shoes from Rabens or something? I really don't get what's so good about them. Aren't they just a rip off of kungfu shoes?















Good old gongfu shoes




















Rabens in multiple colours

I swear it's as though some white guy came along, saw some old Asian guy wearing these doing Taijiquan in the city or something and thought, "WOW. If I made these in different colours and patterns, I could get half the tbs in Sydney wearing them."

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Ah, there's nothing wrong with them though. If they really are just kungfu shoes in different colours they're probably comfortable and cheap, except with maybe less grip. I remember Andrew Do almost stacking it in these multiple times.

Kungfu shoes cost $20 by the way. How much do Rabens?

Ah. After HSC, I've decided I'm going to go Shu Shin Bou and binge on daifuku. Anyone wanna come with?

Ahah, that reminds me, I still have to hold an ice cream party. The post-HSC shall make me very fat indeed. >=D

Hrm, rather than thinking about that, I should really start studying for the yearlies. It's so boring though! Who would want to start?

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Carmen-kid is back

HAHAHAHAHA! He's back! He's back! Carmen-kid is back!

I'd explain the name, but it might be offensive to some people.

Think his real name is Thien or something.

Argh! And somehow he got a lot taller too!

He's almost my height!

TT___TT

I'm constantly put to shame.

But anyway, what a scary kid! Scary!

If there was anyone in real life, I thought could use tkd in a real fight, rather than get owned, it'd be this kid.

Just standing in front of him, feels like he just wants to hurt you.

Plus, he's got an all new longer, gangsterier haircut too.

"He looks like a ganger." - Nafalie Fan

It's so awesome. He's freaking fast. I think I may admire him.

According to master, if he were just a bit older, master wouldn't be able to match him in a fight anymore.

Of course that's because master's old, but doesn't it make him sound like that sort of scary kid? Anyway, even though I'm slow with reflexes, I still think it's pretty cool he got three kicks into my stomach before I could block.

He chains jump kicks so fast. And without throwing his body in too.

Hahahaha.

It's ironic that despite being so scary, he's probably not a gangster. He's only year 7 or something too I think. Same age as that Alan kid who hates Mr. Carter I think.

Anyway, he might just end up being a gangster, I hear his parents are divorced. Although I don't think a divorce isn't a big deal in this day and age, it affects different people in different ways.

Ahh, but seriously, he makes Thomas Nguyen and the former B2S look like the Wiggles. What an awesome kid. What an interesting idea.

I really wish I could see him fight Thomas Nguyen. I think i'd be interesting. Yes. Interesting. Hahahahaha.

Ah, well, he's not the only one that's scary. That midget 26 year old 4 dan woman, umm, Lan An? During a tournament, bell rings, moves in, one turning kick, and knocks the guy out, giving him a black out. That's just owned.

Anyway, he's not all scary. Carmen-kid I mean. During his grading for 1 dan, from black belt, during the breaking section, the tile wasn't all that he broke. Hahaha. Comes in next week with his arm in a sling. Although he's scary and all, I guess his bones as well as his technique were underdeveloped. Didn't seem to mind his arm being like that too much though. I think he still sparred. O_O""

Saturday, March 14, 2009

The Fifth: On the Issue of the Proper Method of Pie Consumption

So the other day, I was discussing the issue of pie with Justine, and we'd stumbled across a strange topic;
Should you put the sauce on the pie, and eat it as a whole, or should you physically separate the crust from the pie base and innards, and apply sauce to both the crust and the core of the pie?!?!?!

After much discussion, Justine and I got into an argument because I supported the latter whilst Justine supported the former.

We'd decided we'd never agree, so to figure out which one of us was correct, naturally, the logical course of action was to do battle with each other on a lei tai to determine whose gongfu was superior, and hence, the answer to our question.

So we did.


The battle is depicted below.
[The guy with hair is obviously me, since I have hair. I apologise for low res pictures; this may distort the appearance of Justine and I.]

































So yeah. After much analysis from multiple angles, it was deduced that my gongfu was superior, and hence, proper consumption of pie involves separating the pie in question into pie base and crust, and having sauce applied to both.

[Note: this may, or may not, have actually happened.]

-anh
Proper eater of pie