Showing posts with label Hurlstone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hurlstone. Show all posts

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Tennouheika Banzai! / 天皇陛下万歳!

Man, paintball today was epic. Ehheh, I arrived second, after Robert. Everyone was so much later than us. Was kinda awkward. I don't talk to Robert. Anyway, Grace [and Jamie as luggage] was early as usual. Ahha. So was Kelman. But bus was 8 mins late so that was okay.

Ups
• I had no problems getting to glenfield at all.
• Everyone was here, all 40/40 people.
• Noone was late [almost].
• The markers were epic low pressure, so although they didn't go very straight at all, there wasn't any bruising for me.
• Everyone was here, all 40/40 people.
• The girls were too scared to do anything as long as there were loud noises around them, so if you just rapidly shot at their cover, they'd think that there were a thousand people shooting at them, and would be incapable of moving at all. It basically meant I could just give myself cover, while I slowly walked from place to place. Not full easy.
• By doing the above, and walking up right next to them, I got 20 people, despite having terrible hand eye co-ordination.
• I also got Kevin in the eye/visor. xD
• Anne taking off her visor at the end of the day. Red splatter all over the bottom of her face, but nowhere else, and she didn't even realise it, so it wasn't smeared. Just like, splatter. Looks up at Grace, puts on this full normal and innocent smile and asks, "How do I look?"
LIKE SOME DEMON LOLI WHO JUST FINISHED EATING PEOPLE. How about that? Did not shit my pants when I saw that. [I didn't. It's a figure of speech.]
• Everyone wants to go again.

Downsides
• The paint tasted like crap. Let's hope someone comes up with strawberry flavoured marker next time.
• The cup didn't have straps. See my awesome improvisation skills below.
• The bus was late for 8 minutes.
• Despite me saying there wasn't bruising, and it didn't really hurt, when it hit the soft parts of your body, it still ended up giving us a welt in the form of a red ass ring. DOES NOT LOOK LIKE I HAVE THE PLAGUE.
• My marker kept randomly jamming and ejaculating red shit on people. 9 times!
• Some people were idiots, and repeatedly shot the people on their team. Namely me. AFTER I'd just owned two people on the other team too, without their cover. WHILST they were randomly cowering in fear. Just walked up and shot Amanda from the side, after advacing three barricades without any cover from my team. Then suddenly, shot four times in the back and twice in the head. Turn around, and it's my own fucking team mate. Some fucking red haired faggot from the other school. Did not swear the whole way back to the dead zone.
• Despite putting up my hand and yelling hit, for three seconds, three green team faggots kept shooting me.
• The place is full expensive, the photo and everything. Paintballs ran out too fast too.

Anyway, about the cup. FAR. Shoulda believed Jana when she said it was just a cup, no straps. But who really believes Jana? Seriously. So yeah, I came in boxers, and I realised I needed and extra pair of underwear to keep it in place. In the end I asked for duct tape, but like, everyone else was wearing cups inside the underwear, and isn't that gross? I refuse to wear something like that inside, so in the end, to keep it in place, I used prolly about 4-5 metres of tape to create something to hold it in place. Geez, wrapped around outside my boxers, up to my stomach, and as low as my knees. Freaking felt like a safety harness. Especially after I ran for a while, and it rolled over itself. Felt like wire cutting into me whenever I ran. LOLs. Hurt more than the paintballs.

















About the picture, don't be too disgusted, it was used outside my underwear. Whoever uses it inside their underwear is disgusting. Oh, and if you're wondering why it's so little tape, let me tell you most of that mass is SOLID, and that's only half of what I used.

Well, in any case. Hectic day. Hope we go again.

Alice's copy of the photo.
















LOL at Ben Soo man. Maximise it and take a look. Prolly the sissiest expression here besides Kevin Thay's. LOL. What happened there? Ahh, and Alice is completely blocking out Jonathan too. Ahha.

BTW Blosia. If you ever read this, thanks for the extra slice of pizza. It really made a difference. *sincerity*

Sunday, April 12, 2009

The Second Banana: Albert, the Quoc's Older Brother D:

(7:10 PM) anhiee-pi the An: holy crap
(7:10 PM) anhiee-pi the An: do you have a brother named albert?
(7:10 PM) Quoc;: ...YES.
(7:10 PM) Quoc;: ...
(7:10 PM) anhiee-pi the An: whoa
(7:10 PM) anhiee-pi the An: he wasnt bullshitting
(7:11 PM) Quoc;: wait, what?
(7:11 PM) anhiee-pi the An: your brother
(7:11 PM) anhiee-pi the An: he wasnt bullshitting
(7:11 PM) anhiee-pi the An: xD
(7:11 PM) Quoc;: i still don't understand.
(7:11 PM) anhiee-pi the An: oh
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An: he asked me what school i go to, and what grade i was in
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An: and i was like
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An: hurlstone, 11
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An: and he was like, "you don't look year 11. how can you be in the same year as my borther?"
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An: and i'm like, "oh. what school does your brother go?"
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An: so he told me my grade, and my school
(7:12 PM) anhiee-pi the An: and some kid in our school told him that he saaw you
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: *nods*
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: good story yeah?
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: uhh
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: tkd today
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: shit
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: i knew your bro since yr 9
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: D:
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: and i didnt know
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: kevin pointed out
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: that he reminded him of you
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: but we only found out today
(7:13 PM) anhiee-pi the An: he was your bro
(7:14 PM) Quoc;: oh, right.
(7:14 PM) anhiee-pi the An: well yeah
(7:14 PM) anhiee-pi the An: man.
(7:14 PM) anhiee-pi the An: your bro is so different to you.
(7:14 PM) Quoc;: yeah, opposite birthdays too.
(7:14 PM) Quoc;: how odd.
(7:15 PM) anhiee-pi the An: ahh.
(7:15 PM) anhiee-pi the An: he says he doesnt know you very well.
(7:16 PM) Quoc;: i'm trying to think of some witty way to make funny the fact that my family is one of those sad ones that don't exactly share each others days with each other.
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An: why don't you do tkd?
(7:16 PM) Quoc;: and thus we're all practically just room mates
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An: did your bor join voluntarily or something?
(7:16 PM) Quoc;: i did before.
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An: *bro
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An: WHOA SHIT
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An: you did?!
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An: whoaaa
(7:16 PM) anhiee-pi the An: how far you get?
(7:16 PM) Quoc;: i quit in year 8
(7:17 PM) anhiee-pi the An: and with master trung?
(7:17 PM) Quoc;: like, blue 1 tip
(7:17 PM) anhiee-pi the An: ahh
(7:17 PM) anhiee-pi the An: whoa shit
(7:17 PM) anhiee-pi the An: o_O"
(7:17 PM) anhiee-pi the An: this world is indeed quite small
(7:17 PM) Quoc;: quite

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dfSDFHsdfsdRTAWLEJKGDSFSDFgbaertgDOFFLES!!!

Ironically, the first time Kevin saw Albert, he was like "That guy reminds me of Quoc."

NOW I KNOW WHY!!!

To think if Quoc hadn't quit tkd for another half year, or something, or if I had joined when I was supposed to, I woulda seen Quoc at tkd. D: [and he woulda been my senior]


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Anh: Hey, you've graduated high school yeah?

Albert: Yeah. Why?

Anh: What subjects did you do?

Albert: 4 Unit English, 2 Unit Maths, Physics, Chemistry, _________. What grade are you in?

Anh: 11.

Albert: *disbelief, laughs, shoves me* You don't look year 11. How can you be in the same year as my brother?

Anh: Well I am. Just like that big guy in yellow there, and the confused looking guy in yellow next to him, and two people down, the little girl with the ponytail and glasses. They all go to my school.

Albert: Sefton?

Anh: Nah, Hurlstone.

Albert: Hrm. My brother goes there. Are you the one who told me you'd seen my brother?

Anh: Was it the big guy? *pause* Or the confused looking guy? *pause* or the girl with the ponytail and glasses?

Albert: Nah. Don't think so. Never talk to them.

Anh: Hrm. Then that Alan kid? He goes there now.

Albert: Yeah. Probably. Do you know my brother? I think he's year 11... or 12. He's Alan...

Anh: *confused*

Albert: Or Quoc or something.

Anh: HOLY SHIT! You're QUOC's brother?! WTF. *laughs*

Albert: Why? You know him?

Anh: Shit. You're nothing like him. You seem so much more friendly. & you don't seem like the type to draw unicorns with penis-horns. He's a bit of a dickhead.

Albert: Is he? We don't really talk.

Anh: Ahh. Aight then. SHIT. You're Quoc's brother. *more laughing*


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I then ran off to tell Kevin, who was like, "What? Which one?", then Natalie heard, and asked "Who? Which one?". Then I told Wilson, who started laughing and was like "BULLSHIT! Nah, bullshit."

Man. Small world. This is just like the time that I found out I used to pq with Jenn a few times, without knowing who she was. PeaBeeJae. Gah, she told me off for dying to the invincible golems.

Anyway, how odd. I always thought that I was the first Hurlstone person in our grade who went there. This puts the total of H.A.H.S. people who went there, still goes, or visited and trained...

Graduated:

Carol

Year 11:

Anh the awesome
Kevin Nguyen
Wilson Wong
Natalie Phan
Blosia Sun [X]
Grace Truong [X]
Robert Zheng [X] <-Trained with us once, after visiting randomly. QUOC [X] <-Who would be Natalie, Kevin and Wilson's senior if he joined again right now. Year 9:

Anhgirl
Carmen Truong [X]

Year 7:

That Alan kid, who hates Mr. Carter

[X] represents someone who quit. Not someone who died.


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Wow. The place is quite Hurlstone.

-anh
tkd'er