"A... As expected of the man I want...! He's only a student and already has everything from concubines to toys."

The traitors.

When the third Nachspeise war arrives in three years, shoot them, as well as any other Sunny side Up-ers on sight.

That is all.

"You says you is gunna eat mai rice?!"

Ah. Today I was looking for a ruler because the two halves of my old " "Hyourinmaru" with a "mad dragon" drawn on by Tommy ruler" went missing a whlie back. Such a shame. I had that ruler since year 5. Ahh well, in any case, I went raiding that Careers Expo bag that I haven't touched since I finished all the candy in it for a replacement ruler, and found that there was actually another lollipop in it!

Best day.

Anyway, since all the shounen manga that I haven't read are all mega-long, and I ran outta new updates to read, I started reading/watching Kimi ni Todoke a while back. It's funny. Main character is so mega slow, and honest, and basically believes in everything.

Full makes me laugh.






























































LOL! In what dimension is that a cheerful greeting? XD If anyone reads my blagz, you should try it.

You can get it here, at Eclipse Productions fansubs. They're covering it atm, as it comes out. Next episode airs on Tuesday.

-anh D:

"Discreet pleasure. Noone will know!"

Man, take a look at this video, and keep in mind that they're both deadly serious about this, and have a few thousand followers each. Once again the intelliegence of the Americans is demonstrated.



I'm not even kidding. That's fucking ridiculous. The person who founded this system was such a fucktard, he wrote a comic book series about himself being the most deadly man on the planet. On top of that, he used badly romanised Japanese and Cantonese terms totally wrong, and claimed he was a master of a death touch that could kill any master instantly. On top of that, he was on bad terms with his sensei and looked down on him. If he didn't learn these Supreme Guarantee 1-hit KO SSJ Kaioken Bankai Senjutsu Gia Saado BeyondHyper +5 Vorpal Hadouken techniques? Stupid, stupid, stupid.

The guy was such a clown, he actually legally changed his name to "Count Dante", claiming that he was Spanish Nobility who had to change their name and flee Spain because of the Spanish civil war. Mad. Despite the fact that "Dante" is an Italian surname.

The second guy, Ashida Kim, is a self proclaimed Koga-ryu Ninjutsu Grandmaster, among other things. Even the name itself is as fake as the acting in Neighbours. In an attempt to sound authentic, this white cunt made a fail Asian Pseudonym that makes abosolutely no sense whatsoever. Ashida is a Japanese surname, and Kim is a Korean surname. Like wtf? If you're gunna BS, you might as well not BS in languages you don't understand shit about. He uses all these fakeass Japanese and Cantonese terms that he doesn't understand, in terrible romanisation. Except despite all this, there were people who actually ate up his bullshit in the 80s, and he managed to publish 6 of his books and 2 whole DVDs whie I haven't sold a single one of my gongfu manuals. WTF is wrong with this world?

Man, these two women look more deadly than the two of them combined.


Man. What's with people these days? I just saw a guy who claimed some aliens taught him the kamehameha too. On top of that, he's got a full class.

Seriously. WTF.

"I hate you. I'm not talking to you anymore!"

I was meant to blog about something wild and exciting, but I'm not allowed to.

















It's quite the shame.

"I want to do it myself, while you watch me." -Sc#%$&z

Nebulae are pretty.

Damn. Year 12 now.

No time for my world takeover.

-sigh-

I suppose I'll have to postpone it until after the HSC.

It's gunna be awesome! New world classes! The hierarchy looks something like this:

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Me

Mountain Donut Lieutenants

Mountain Donuts

New World Government

White Collar Workers

Farmers

Blue Collar works

Peasants {Abo's, Sudanese, Bogans}
__

How's that look? O_O

Man. I'm making sure to get rid of cockroaches. They're disgusting. Yesterday there was this massive one on the wall behind my computer tebble. It so surprisingly scuttled out that I jumped outta my seat.

Somehow, when these things are in my home, they suddenly become scary. I guess its just creepy that it could be in my home without me knowing, and like, could crawl into my mouth while I sleep or something. Urgh. Yuck.

I wonder if people read these. I suppose the next bit I should tell people about myself but... eh. I'm keeping a notebook from now on of quotes I find amusing throughout the day, so watch your tongue around me okayyy? Or rather, don't, so I can use it as the title for another blog post.

Even in hell, you are still an asshole.

LOL! School days ftw.

"the hair... and the shortness"

(10:24 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp? =D
(10:25 PM) Lian.//:	LOL

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(10:13 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:13 PM)	ʟєн тaιsa has changed his/her status to Busy
(10:13 PM) Justine xx ♪ yo:	lawl xD
(10:13 PM)	ʟєн тaιsa has changed his/her status to Online
(10:14 PM) Justine xx ♪ yo:	good job man freaking accurate ahaha

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(10:13 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:13 PM)	ʟєн тaιsa has changed his/her status to Busy
(10:13 PM) Kevin:	whats the weapon

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(10:16 PM) Kevin:	its quite a good picture though lol

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(10:16 PM) Kevin:	have you shown lian XD ehehe

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(10:27 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp? =D
(10:27 PM) Jenn:	LOL AHAHAHAHA
(10:28 PM) Jenn:	omgggg
(10:28 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:
(10:28 PM) Jenn:	i can see the similarities =P

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(10:29 PM) ~'* >>W*n_n!3,<<:	umm.... lol? woaahs it actually does kinda look like him

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(10:29 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:29 PM) tommy if i fell:	yeah gg

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(10:37 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp genvin in?
(10:39 PM) Genvin Gen In:	hello oh wow omg it IS andrew do except that cute fat white thing that thing rocks

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(10:45 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:45 PM) JAZZMAN || HAYPP:	... im like lost for words
(10:45 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	andrewdu yeha?
(10:45 PM) JAZZMAN || HAYPP:	yeah haha xD

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aLis said:
andrew do! ahaha
did you take his?
ʟєн тaιsa said:
yeah

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(10:45 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:45 PM) jana:	LOL
(10:46 PM) jana:	is that like foreal hahaha

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(10:45 PM) ʟєн тaιsa:	like my dp?
(10:45 PM) Mabey-Baby ♥ ; :	ahhhhh hahah LOL but hey the guy looks better than andrew do lol the guy looks hot

GG.

Tennouheika Banzai! / 天皇陛下万歳！

Man, paintball today was epic. Ehheh, I arrived second, after Robert. Everyone was so much later than us. Was kinda awkward. I don't talk to Robert. Anyway, Grace [and Jamie as luggage] was early as usual. Ahha. So was Kelman. But bus was 8 mins late so that was okay.

Ups
• I had no problems getting to glenfield at all.
• Everyone was here, all 40/40 people.
• Noone was late [almost].
• The markers were epic low pressure, so although they didn't go very straight at all, there wasn't any bruising for me.
• Everyone was here, all 40/40 people.
• The girls were too scared to do anything as long as there were loud noises around them, so if you just rapidly shot at their cover, they'd think that there were a thousand people shooting at them, and would be incapable of moving at all. It basically meant I could just give myself cover, while I slowly walked from place to place. Not full easy.
• By doing the above, and walking up right next to them, I got 20 people, despite having terrible hand eye co-ordination.
• I also got Kevin in the eye/visor. xD
• Anne taking off her visor at the end of the day. Red splatter all over the bottom of her face, but nowhere else, and she didn't even realise it, so it wasn't smeared. Just like, splatter. Looks up at Grace, puts on this full normal and innocent smile and asks, "How do I look?"
LIKE SOME DEMON LOLI WHO JUST FINISHED EATING PEOPLE. How about that? Did not shit my pants when I saw that. [I didn't. It's a figure of speech.]
• Everyone wants to go again.

Downsides
• The paint tasted like crap. Let's hope someone comes up with strawberry flavoured marker next time.
• The cup didn't have straps. See my awesome improvisation skills below.
• The bus was late for 8 minutes.
• Despite me saying there wasn't bruising, and it didn't really hurt, when it hit the soft parts of your body, it still ended up giving us a welt in the form of a red ass ring. DOES NOT LOOK LIKE I HAVE THE PLAGUE.
• My marker kept randomly jamming and ejaculating red shit on people. 9 times!
• Some people were idiots, and repeatedly shot the people on their team. Namely me. AFTER I'd just owned two people on the other team too, without their cover. WHILST they were randomly cowering in fear. Just walked up and shot Amanda from the side, after advacing three barricades without any cover from my team. Then suddenly, shot four times in the back and twice in the head. Turn around, and it's my own fucking team mate. Some fucking red haired faggot from the other school. Did not swear the whole way back to the dead zone.
• Despite putting up my hand and yelling hit, for three seconds, three green team faggots kept shooting me.
• The place is full expensive, the photo and everything. Paintballs ran out too fast too.

Anyway, about the cup. FAR. Shoulda believed Jana when she said it was just a cup, no straps. But who really believes Jana? Seriously. So yeah, I came in boxers, and I realised I needed and extra pair of underwear to keep it in place. In the end I asked for duct tape, but like, everyone else was wearing cups inside the underwear, and isn't that gross? I refuse to wear something like that inside, so in the end, to keep it in place, I used prolly about 4-5 metres of tape to create something to hold it in place. Geez, wrapped around outside my boxers, up to my stomach, and as low as my knees. Freaking felt like a safety harness. Especially after I ran for a while, and it rolled over itself. Felt like wire cutting into me whenever I ran. LOLs. Hurt more than the paintballs.

















About the picture, don't be too disgusted, it was used outside my underwear. Whoever uses it inside their underwear is disgusting. Oh, and if you're wondering why it's so little tape, let me tell you most of that mass is SOLID, and that's only half of what I used.

Well, in any case. Hectic day. Hope we go again.

Alice's copy of the photo.
















LOL at Ben Soo man. Maximise it and take a look. Prolly the sissiest expression here besides Kevin Thay's. LOL. What happened there? Ahh, and Alice is completely blocking out Jonathan too. Ahha.

BTW Blosia. If you ever read this, thanks for the extra slice of pizza. It really made a difference. *sincerity*