The traitors.
When the third Nachspeise war arrives in three years, shoot them, as well as any other Sunny side Up-ers on sight.
That is all.
Showing posts with label Mountain Donuts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mountain Donuts. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
"A... As expected of the man I want...! He's only a student and already has everything from concubines to toys."
The traitors.
When the third Nachspeise war arrives in three years, shoot them, as well as any other Sunny side Up-ers on sight.
That is all.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
The First Apple: Golden Cupcake School
So it seems once again, I've failed to commit to something to the end. o__O""
My MDJM is dying. o__O"
Just been too busy these days with other stuff.
I'm sure things will turn around for it though.
Hmm, speaking of which. Whatever happened to my m.a. school? o__O"
Despite my obvious martial arts prowess, I've yet to write a manual for my secret techniques, or open a school, or even take a disciple. How terrible. Whatever would happen if I got hit by a blimp or something, before I managed to pass on my skills?
Ahhh, I suppose I'd better start recruiting.
OKAY PEOPLES.
If ANYONES wants to joining my m.a. school, please signup here.
It's called 'Golden Cupcake School' and we teach both 'Mighty Steel Armpit' gongfu and 'Shin Mukou MEEGAgami Tenryuken' style ninjutsu. Furthermore, if you are a member ofthe Mountain Donuts, we have a third, secret martial art available to teach.
Note: 'Shin Mukou MEEGAgami Tenryuken' roughly translates to 'True Workless MEGAgod Turning Dragon Fist'.
JOIN TODAY.
Another thing I wanna talk about is this weird dream I had. Pretty much, I was at school watching Second Stage Vizard Ichigo dishing it out in the Donut Quad against Tommy Nguyen, who in my dream was a shinigami. o__O"
Quite odd, somehow his Bankai [which was Sladar on a stick] outclassed Ichigo, and his sladar blew half of Ichigo's mask off. Then I proceeded to cannon down the rest of Ichigo with my arm. Quite fun.
The Mountain Donuts [Maria, Springy and Phillip Enego], ran towards the grounded Ichigo in their awesome black business suits, complete with a silver bar clip to complement the tie, rectangular sunglasses, and a communication earpiece. Pretty much, they detained him while he was on the ground. It was quite odd.
Alex Lok was my superior, and we had a conversation about the increasing number of first hollowification of our shinigami, and how Soul Society were too busy dealing with Arrancar cases to send any support. He said that "If it continues like this, we may start to become overrun when the war begins."
Anyway, Craigass came outta the office and was all like "Oh my god! What happened to the Donut Quad?!" to which we replied that another involuntary hollow transformation had occurred.
Anyway, after this big attack, we got our physics results back and i got 17/30, and we sat down and played Mario Kart in 300cc.
Good end to a dream.
-anh
dreamer
My MDJM is dying. o__O"
Just been too busy these days with other stuff.
I'm sure things will turn around for it though.
Hmm, speaking of which. Whatever happened to my m.a. school? o__O"
Despite my obvious martial arts prowess, I've yet to write a manual for my secret techniques, or open a school, or even take a disciple. How terrible. Whatever would happen if I got hit by a blimp or something, before I managed to pass on my skills?
Ahhh, I suppose I'd better start recruiting.
OKAY PEOPLES.If ANYONES wants to joining my m.a. school, please signup here.
It's called 'Golden Cupcake School' and we teach both 'Mighty Steel Armpit' gongfu and 'Shin Mukou MEEGAgami Tenryuken' style ninjutsu. Furthermore, if you are a member ofthe Mountain Donuts, we have a third, secret martial art available to teach.
Note: 'Shin Mukou MEEGAgami Tenryuken' roughly translates to 'True Workless MEGAgod Turning Dragon Fist'.
JOIN TODAY.
Another thing I wanna talk about is this weird dream I had. Pretty much, I was at school watching Second Stage Vizard Ichigo dishing it out in the Donut Quad against Tommy Nguyen, who in my dream was a shinigami. o__O"
Quite odd, somehow his Bankai [which was Sladar on a stick] outclassed Ichigo, and his sladar blew half of Ichigo's mask off. Then I proceeded to cannon down the rest of Ichigo with my arm. Quite fun.
The Mountain Donuts [Maria, Springy and Phillip Enego], ran towards the grounded Ichigo in their awesome black business suits, complete with a silver bar clip to complement the tie, rectangular sunglasses, and a communication earpiece. Pretty much, they detained him while he was on the ground. It was quite odd.
Alex Lok was my superior, and we had a conversation about the increasing number of first hollowification of our shinigami, and how Soul Society were too busy dealing with Arrancar cases to send any support. He said that "If it continues like this, we may start to become overrun when the war begins."
Anyway, Craigass came outta the office and was all like "Oh my god! What happened to the Donut Quad?!" to which we replied that another involuntary hollow transformation had occurred.
Anyway, after this big attack, we got our physics results back and i got 17/30, and we sat down and played Mario Kart in 300cc.
Good end to a dream.
-anh
dreamer
Monday, March 23, 2009
The Ninth: World Domination
So I was sitting around today, trying to do find a decent download link for ROCH, when I came across this forum talking about worst endings ever.
NGE.
Anyway, somehow I ended up wondering about how our world wwould b if Australia had EVAs. Pretty mad, I reckon. I meant, we could just have some huge ass secret base under the middle of the Australian desert [because God knows we have a fuckin' load of it], and noone would have any clue where it was.
Imagine that; some bombass country declares war on us
-big hole in middle of desert opens up
-big plane in middle of desert flies to foolish country
-big plane drops big eva on foolish country
-eva wreaks destruction
Good plan, yeah? I mean, it's not as if we wouldn't have a testing ground for it. Just relocate some Abos, and there you go. Testing ground. You know, we coulda conquered the world if we had EVA during WWII. Woulda been MAD!
Hell, you know what else would be mad? If during the time of WWII, I had my own madass Asian country in the middle of.. whatever sea that is, with EVAs and my superior technology. LOL! Freaking pwn Japan, and those communists.
Actually, speaking of weird dreams, apparently Paul went through all of yesterday thinking Lisa was pregnant, just because he didn't see her on msn on Saturday. o__O"
Good logic.
Missing from MSN one night = in labour
Reminds me of a weirdass dream I had myself, a few weeks back.
So I was sitting in the library yeah? Springy comes in and tells me "Jam is pregnant.", and I was like "EL SHITE! WTF IS THAT??!!"
& Truong randomly walked in, and started laughing at Jamie, because apparently, in my dream, it wasn't impossible, just a rare condition (which of course he would know about, being a doctor). Anyway, Springy told me that when it was out of Jamie's chest cavity, she would pretend to be it's mother.
I think it's safe to say, my dream is a hundred times creepier than Paul's.
[That's what I get for watching Alien VS Predator, and Junior in the same night]
Anyway, David ended up being the godfather, and it turns out, our school was in fact being invaded by the Taliban, and I pressed some button on my Donut Controller [some sort of wrist thingo], and it caused Maria, Springy, Jana, Blosia, Wilson, Warren, Andrew, Ben Soo and I, to mysteriously appear in Mountain Donut special armour. o___O"
[Warren was the pink one]
Note: If anyone is wondering why I named 9 people and only 7 are present, it's because someone had to TAKE the photo [me], and Ben Soo was too fat to fit into the photo.
LOL, I was like "EL SHITE! IT WORKS!". We then went on to defeat the taliban in iceworld, but at a loss; Warren died from being AWPed in the face.
Oh well. You can't expect to get through a terrorist attack without a few casualties.
[Weird that Warren gets into crappy situations even in my dream.]
o___O"
-anh
Guy with weird dreams
NGE.
Anyway, somehow I ended up wondering about how our world wwould b if Australia had EVAs. Pretty mad, I reckon. I meant, we could just have some huge ass secret base under the middle of the Australian desert [because God knows we have a fuckin' load of it], and noone would have any clue where it was.
Imagine that; some bombass country declares war on us
-big hole in middle of desert opens up
-big plane in middle of desert flies to foolish country
-big plane drops big eva on foolish country
-eva wreaks destruction
Good plan, yeah? I mean, it's not as if we wouldn't have a testing ground for it. Just relocate some Abos, and there you go. Testing ground. You know, we coulda conquered the world if we had EVA during WWII. Woulda been MAD!
Hell, you know what else would be mad? If during the time of WWII, I had my own madass Asian country in the middle of.. whatever sea that is, with EVAs and my superior technology. LOL! Freaking pwn Japan, and those communists.
Actually, speaking of weird dreams, apparently Paul went through all of yesterday thinking Lisa was pregnant, just because he didn't see her on msn on Saturday. o__O"
Good logic.
Missing from MSN one night = in labour
Reminds me of a weirdass dream I had myself, a few weeks back.
So I was sitting in the library yeah? Springy comes in and tells me "Jam is pregnant.", and I was like "EL SHITE! WTF IS THAT??!!"
& Truong randomly walked in, and started laughing at Jamie, because apparently, in my dream, it wasn't impossible, just a rare condition (which of course he would know about, being a doctor). Anyway, Springy told me that when it was out of Jamie's chest cavity, she would pretend to be it's mother.
I think it's safe to say, my dream is a hundred times creepier than Paul's.
[That's what I get for watching Alien VS Predator, and Junior in the same night]
Anyway, David ended up being the godfather, and it turns out, our school was in fact being invaded by the Taliban, and I pressed some button on my Donut Controller [some sort of wrist thingo], and it caused Maria, Springy, Jana, Blosia, Wilson, Warren, Andrew, Ben Soo and I, to mysteriously appear in Mountain Donut special armour. o___O"
[Warren was the pink one]
Note: If anyone is wondering why I named 9 people and only 7 are present, it's because someone had to TAKE the photo [me], and Ben Soo was too fat to fit into the photo.
LOL, I was like "EL SHITE! IT WORKS!". We then went on to defeat the taliban in iceworld, but at a loss; Warren died from being AWPed in the face.
Oh well. You can't expect to get through a terrorist attack without a few casualties.
[Weird that Warren gets into crappy situations even in my dream.]
o___O"
-anh
Guy with weird dreams
Sunday, March 8, 2009
The First: Response to Maria's blog
First of all, I'd just like to say some things before I start blogging.
Uhh, well, I'm anh. I think I convinced Maria to go write a blog, but I'll never know.
Anyways, I didn't particularly like blogspot, but then, I had this livejournal account, that was all bomb, so I was like ~might as well make a blogspot acc. [It makes it easier to comment on ppl's accounts]
Plus, LJs are for emos. >,>
Ahem, so anyway:
http://maria-duck.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-rather-odd-encounter-with-broken.html
So it seems that Maria has encountered some sort of enigma toilet. o___o
Apparently, despite the fact that it is a standard flush toilet, it had no cistern filled with water, and was instead, just a pole with a screw. o__O"
Where did the water come from??!!?!?!
& of course, with humanity's luck, Maria happened to be convinced by her lil sis not to take a photo. A most foolish mistake indeed. Furthermore, I doubt Maria even knows the location of this restaurant.
We must take this opportunity and obtain this toilet at once!
This toilet may be the answer to Australian droughts! It could be worth millions. o__O"
Consider:
In a tower, 100 ft above Uluru, the heart of Australia, sits the Enigma Toilet, connected to pipes that spread across the whole of Australia, channeling precious water to every corner of Australia.
Imagine that! The implications of this discovery is enormous!
The Enigma Toilet, sitting in the heart of Australia, with an infinite source of water, flowing everywhere, from the barren red desert to the rugged mountain ranges of N.S.W., feeding our magnificent nation with beautiful toilet water.
Based on this logic, the course of action that I deemed most appropriate was immediate activation and deployment of the Mountain Donuts to secure this National Treasure at once!
Mountain Donuts, ROLL OUT!!!
-anh,
Captain Spicy Wings of the Mountain Donuts Special Forces Unit
Uhh, well, I'm anh. I think I convinced Maria to go write a blog, but I'll never know.
Anyways, I didn't particularly like blogspot, but then, I had this livejournal account, that was all bomb, so I was like ~might as well make a blogspot acc. [It makes it easier to comment on ppl's accounts]
Plus, LJs are for emos. >,>
Ahem, so anyway:
http://maria-duck.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-rather-odd-encounter-with-broken.html
So it seems that Maria has encountered some sort of enigma toilet. o___o
Apparently, despite the fact that it is a standard flush toilet, it had no cistern filled with water, and was instead, just a pole with a screw. o__O"
Where did the water come from??!!?!?!
& of course, with humanity's luck, Maria happened to be convinced by her lil sis not to take a photo. A most foolish mistake indeed. Furthermore, I doubt Maria even knows the location of this restaurant.
We must take this opportunity and obtain this toilet at once!
This toilet may be the answer to Australian droughts! It could be worth millions. o__O"
Consider:
In a tower, 100 ft above Uluru, the heart of Australia, sits the Enigma Toilet, connected to pipes that spread across the whole of Australia, channeling precious water to every corner of Australia.
Imagine that! The implications of this discovery is enormous!
The Enigma Toilet, sitting in the heart of Australia, with an infinite source of water, flowing everywhere, from the barren red desert to the rugged mountain ranges of N.S.W., feeding our magnificent nation with beautiful toilet water.
Based on this logic, the course of action that I deemed most appropriate was immediate activation and deployment of the Mountain Donuts to secure this National Treasure at once!
Mountain Donuts, ROLL OUT!!!
-anh,
Captain Spicy Wings of the Mountain Donuts Special Forces Unit
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