I like eating pickled leeks with a cup of undiluted cordial

...does that make me a bad person?

Ahh, well I think people should be able to eat whatever they want, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else.

Ah, I heard Thompson's exam went pretty well today.

Teacher : What kind of foods do you like ?
Thompson : Yes.. yes..

LOL!

Ahhh, he got 100% for sure.

For a response like that, he deserves one of these;



















Anyways, this picture just reminded me. I really shouldn't be creating random spaces like this in Oblivion; I could just do that after the yearlies. But ahh, studying is boring. I have on interest in it. It's much more fun doing things like recoluring/retexturing weapons in Oblivion and creating new ones. I haven't learnt meshing yet, because it sounds boring, but I suppose in the end I'll learn to do it anyway.

ahh.

Do you guys like the way this turned out? It used to be brown and yucky colured, and the blade wasn't nearly purple enoughs.
















Ahh, and somehow I realised I've always been very interested in Alice in Wonderland. I suppose because I'm one of those people who enjoy delusion much more than reality (have any of you Mountain Donuts heard about the rambling I do about being older than the universe or being able to enter hyperspace?). In the end, it turns out that Oblivion has a space very similar to a manical, demented wonderland. Fittingly enough, the region to which I'm referring to is two lands, Mania and Dementia.

Well, I spent a lot of time pulling random things together and ended up making this space. Do you guys think it's special enough? Originally it had too many mushrooms, so instead i went and randomly put any colourful flower the game had into the garden.



















Hmph. If I could escape into a place like this, I'd never have to care about the HSC again.

The Second: Pullus Eximius

*sigh*

You know what I hate?

Bones in my food. >,>

You know, it's bad enough that I have to concentrate when I do homework (what homework? xD), but then my parents make me come out to eat, and I should be getting a break from having to exert effort, right? WRONG! Instead, I am forced to, yet again, exert work [which can be expressed in kJ] not only to put the food in my mouth, but to spit the bones out. =O As if wasting precious energy were bad enough, I have to put my most supreme brain to work, to pick out bone from flesh in my mouth. What kind of world is this, where I can't even relax during dinner?!

I'll tell ya! A twisted world!

Fear not however. One day, I'll breed some sort of pullus eximius, with solid gravy bones, that chemically react to form gravy when cooked! =D That way, it not only neutralises the hassel of having to spit bones out, but also the hassel of further flavouring the meat! =D
Isn't that an exciting prospect???

Hmm. You know what else would be mega-hectic? If I was immortal! =D

If you really know me, then you'd know that I love the rain. More than most things. I especially enjoy standing in the rain. IMAGINE THAT! I'd be able to stand in the rain as long as I want, without getting a cold! =D

Actually, if I was immortal, I'd be able to go to Africa, and be like, some godlike figure, not unlike that Kony guy! =D (except I wouldn't mass murder people, mutilate or otherwise, or be held accounted for 19 counts of rape >,>)

I'd get like, megacool coloured contacts, and like, they'd all try to shoot me, and I'd be like,

"Bleh."

and the bullets wouldn't do jack, and as I'd advance in on them, they'd be all like

"El shite!"

and bow down to my massive aura of hecticity.

I.e. I'd finally get a base in the middle of some bombass African jungle, and a bunch of Bleck ppl to bow down to me.

So, any ideas on how to make me, and me alone, immortal? =D

Oh wait, why ask you people? I almost forgot.

I'M the Unfailure Evident Majikal Strageging the Golden.

heh, sore ga suteki da ne?

-anh
Future Absolute Value of Kony
(taking into account that an absolute value, is the positive of any number)