The Fifth: On the Issue of the Proper Method of Pie Consumption

So the other day, I was discussing the issue of pie with Justine, and we'd stumbled across a strange topic;
Should you put the sauce on the pie, and eat it as a whole, or should you physically separate the crust from the pie base and innards, and apply sauce to both the crust and the core of the pie?!?!?!

After much discussion, Justine and I got into an argument because I supported the latter whilst Justine supported the former.

We'd decided we'd never agree, so to figure out which one of us was correct, naturally, the logical course of action was to do battle with each other on a lei tai to determine whose gongfu was superior, and hence, the answer to our question.

So we did.


The battle is depicted below.
[The guy with hair is obviously me, since I have hair. I apologise for low res pictures; this may distort the appearance of Justine and I.]

































So yeah. After much analysis from multiple angles, it was deduced that my gongfu was superior, and hence, proper consumption of pie involves separating the pie in question into pie base and crust, and having sauce applied to both.

[Note: this may, or may not, have actually happened.]

-anh
Proper eater of pie